Silver Tongue

Mar 30

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ally-mod:

Youtube comments: It’s my opinion deal with it

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zazu247:

unclefather:

kouha:

ive gone like 18 years without knowing that hot chocolate and hot cocoa are different things….

i’m 20 years old and this is new to me

THEY ARE?!?

hot chocolate is mixed with milk.
hot cocoa is mixed with water.
I had gone 19 years without knowing.

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exeggcute:

california anti-drought measures are always like “take shorter showers! consider brushing your teeth with the sink turned off” and never mention the fact that nestle is bottling all of our fucking water and selling it to people who live in areas with plenty of water

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deviantartwhy:
“boobs seriously do not work that way.
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where is her neck?

deviantartwhy:

boobs seriously do not work that way.

where is her neck?

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“““““ “ “ “ Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.
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I give a fuck, nevermore.
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merely a bro, nothing more.
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#suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door
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Quoth the raven, “Swag galore” ”
#edgar allan...

Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.

I give a fuck, nevermore.

merely a bro, nothing more.

#suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door

Quoth the raven, “Swag galore”

image

#edgar allan bro

And my mom still doesn’t get why tumblr is so fucking amazing.

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artificialities:

pllantprince:

It’s april fools day soon and i just wanted to let all of my followers know i am a safe blog that will never post any screamers

Just a reminder that this still exists and is a good substitute for a screamer

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