Silver Tongue

Mar 30

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

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lizzymodblog:

der-stein:

lizzymodblog:

i’m gonna beat the shit out of the tectonic plates

After that you should blow up the ocean

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK

don’t blow up the ocean, punch it instead

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oncerrealities:

Rumplestiltskin…

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kittenmesis:

splicerthedicer:

shooti:

paintmelikeoneofyourpotatoheads:

applespirate:

Bunch of goddamn nerds in the same apartment shit man

Use this one mom

PlzBringVodkaToApt1310

I was going to point out the ones I thought were especially hilarious but it ended up being all of them

GET OFF MY LAN

router i hardly know her

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Mar 29

thebloggerskaramazov:

riotrite:

revolutionary-afrolatino:

The U.S. Government Stopped a Minimum Wage Increase in Haiti (read more)

According to Wikileaks:

“In 2009, the Haitian parliament unanimously passed a measure that would hike the Haitian minimum wage to $5 a day.

Yet much as the United States government mobilized to protect Big Oil’s profits a few years earlier, American diplomats immediately protested the hike in wages.”

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Reblogging for anyone who doesn’t know about this yet. This should be front page news. This should warrant resignations of diplomatic corps and executive office officials. We should be in the streets to support Haitians.

just remember who was the boss of all these diplomats when Hillary Clinton runs for president on the “success” of her tenure as secretary of state

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