Silver Tongue

Mar 29

bippity-boppity-bullshit:

Every time I play with the name Persephone and get a killing role on TOS I win…I’m like really good at this.

I get surv every time I name myself Yorn
exe when I’m Captian Capsize

(via town-of-salem)

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HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

kinedafish:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

what the fuck

It was really one of the best movies ever

(via sergiosblog)

nollag:

anna kendrick laying it down

(via thatsthat24)

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megstielshipper:

iubitamearuika:

sassymerry:

casistheangelontopofmytree:

askcanada-hetalia:

themionetohisronald:

makochantachibanana:

dancetaire:

thejuryjacker:

lordticklefish:

hoenheiny:

touchingtennantshair:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

hopelesslyhiddled:

taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

THAT NO ONE EVER WAS

ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD 

ARE SO IN LOVE WITH JARED PADALECKI

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS IN JAPANESE]

I wish one of my teacher’s did this.

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA

MINE IS BEING CREATIVE

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS FIVE SEPARATE PARTS OF ONE DAY MORE]

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER

[SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SING THE HEDWIGS THEME SONG]

OOOOH WEEEEEOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

*INTENSE DOCTOR WHO THEME SONG SINGING*

CARRY ON YM WAYWARD SOOOOONNNN
*ACCIDENTALLY SINGS THE WHOLE THING*

[SOMEHOW BECOMES 13 DWARVES WITH PLATES AND GLASSES]

*SINGS GREEN DAY’S EYE OF THE TIGER*

*the internet is for porn, the internet is for porn, whyd you think the net was born? Porn, porn, PORN*

HOW COULD A PERSON COMMIT SUCH A CRIME
TO MURDER IMMACULATE KEEPERS OF TIME
WHY SHOULD A PERSON SO FOUL GET AWAY
HAMILTON YOU HAVE TO PAY

(via thatsthat24)

neoliberalismkills:

wilclcat:

victor-f-baby:

ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

• 
  

i think i don’t want it anymore

as a math person i will give the D to any girl that can solve this. 

as a girl ‘math person’ i will tell you that you can’t solve this as there are no x or y values as it is only a formula and not a question plus we wouldn’t want the d from you anyway

I’ve never seen someone so efficiently shut down in my entire fucking life

(via thatsthat24)

(via thatsthat24)

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