what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
the correct pronunciation of “gogh” is “goff”, you uncultured swine
fuck gogh
Well actually, British people pronounce it “goff” and American people pronounce it “go” and unfortunately, both are wrong. Vincent Van Gogh is dutch so his name is actually pronounced “van KHOCK” so suck my gogh
Actually it’s pronounced Go-Ff like in So you can gogh-uck yourself.
I wonder how hard it would be to actually take over the world.
I mean, it’s kind of a dick move, but it’s gotta be doable, right?
it’s doable but you would first need to gain a monopoly on trade. Then use your power over trade to put your people in charge of the world powers. after that, you would be… stopable, but very powerful.
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please fuel my ego and tell me what your favorite thing about me is
Things I’m going to be absolutely getting done today: Coffee Cat Art Trade for Random-Mod Pixel for Rebound Pony Trades x 3 ( Maybe not today, but that’s on the list!) ….
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy“ and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class
THE ONLY REASON THERE’S “NO HOPE FOR THIS GENERATION” IS THE ONGOING THREAT OF A THIRD WORLD WAR AND NEVER-ENDING HATECRIMES DUE TO THE FAULTS OF THE GENERATIONS BEFORE US, NOT SELFIES AND TECHNO MUSIC
Not to mention massive, likely irreversible, climate change and an economy that is completely fucking wrecked and reduces the vast majority of humanity to the status of wage slaves.
Also the last generation completely invalidating the problems of the current generation with “when I was your age it wasn’t like this”
