Silver Tongue

Mar 25

dremoranightmares:
“ oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao
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You all would have.
Wait.
Does that mean “Y'all’d’ve” is a complete...

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

You all would have.
Wait.
Does that mean “Y'all’d’ve” is a complete sentence?

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extradan:

So Piratebay is in nutshell and mostly under lot of scams and viruses because the mod is in jail, kickass somehow took down all of their game installations downloads and everything else is absolute shit

what do

If anyone says they hate markiplier

show them this video

beardedhockeyguy:

stlouisramz:

I had a dream the other night that I unknowingly cut in line at Tim Hortons and I got sentenced to 25 years to life

This is the most Canadian thing I have ever read

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Just barely one as werewolf

It came down to me (the wolf) an amn, a ret, a surv and a mafioso.

I had a 50% chance of getting mafioso right so I claimed lookout and said mafioso visited the person killed by mafia. We got him lynched. he said he knew who the wolf was and accused the sur. That night the amn became a trans. It was a very hectic voting period and everyone was convinced the surv was wolf because I had “proven myself as lookout” the amn proved herself as trans and the ret proved himself as ret earlier in the game. 

Surprisingly, no lynchings got done. But I figured the trans would swap herself with the “werewolf” and my hunch was correct. I managed to kill the trans leaving me with the surv and ret. The surv was a little mad at the town for almost lynching him and was more than happy to win with me. We lynched the ret.

How to get on dennys bad side

say I like ihop more

fruk-this:
“funnyhoneybunnyillustrations:
“4 Unintentionally Oppressive Things That Pushed Me Further Into the Closet.
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I LOVE HOW THE LAST TWO FOCUS ON OPPRESSION WITHIN THE CULTURE ITSELF. IT’S NOT SPARKLES AND RAINBOWS AS SOON AS YOU COME OUT...

fruk-this:

funnyhoneybunnyillustrations:

4 Unintentionally Oppressive Things That Pushed Me Further Into the Closet.

I LOVE HOW THE LAST TWO FOCUS ON OPPRESSION WITHIN THE CULTURE ITSELF. IT’S NOT SPARKLES AND RAINBOWS AS SOON AS YOU COME OUT GUYS! 

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