Silver Tongue

Mar 25

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adurot:

changemodomega:

So if I understand the plot of Steven Universe correctly:

An immortal intergalactic warlord/freedom fighter who looks like a slighly chubby lady in an open-bellied wedding dress with 80′s hair fell in love with a random homeless musician, then killed herself to give birth to a baby she’d never meet and left her squad leaderless and her boyfriend grieving.

Years later: Adventures with three surrogate moms, one of whom is two lesbians.

More or less.

And they are fighting against polymorphic sentient rocks mining out the earths materials to build forces for their diamond overlords.

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lovelynobody00:
“rizplease:
“cryptaniac:
“ batromance:
“ how many times have this two broken up seriously
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omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship
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lovelynobody00:

rizplease:

cryptaniac:

batromance:

how many times have this two broken up seriously

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omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

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kvothelightfinger:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

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ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

Breaking news: Pluto is now a planet again
I think we annoyed them into it

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