Silver Tongue

Jan 20

aeritus:

Give her a break oh my god

-COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN-

bettaesthetic:

I love this cat. Like, I love him, but also, he’s stupid.

(via jadewares)

zrpants:

how many times do i have to tell you! before you can test for your muppet license, you need to get your learner’s kermit

(via turing-tested)

outofcontextdiscord:

(via rockboci)

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a-trans-comic-by-me:

It’s me, the trans cryptid.  Watch out!

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captain-flint:

Leading skincare experts: hot water is actually bad for your skin jsyk

Me: that’s unfortunate *continues to boil my flesh in the shower*

(Source: wetdirtandearth, via rockboci)

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

literally nothing is funnier than just living your life with a cat in a sweater vest. constantly feels like he’s about to offer to do my taxes

i was trying to finish this post while he sat on the bar stool next to mine beeping at me for attention, and when the attention didn’t come quickly enough he put his paws on my shoulder and slapped me in the face

which is, again, infinitely funnier when your cat is wearing a sweatervest

im being bullied by the world’s smallest accountant

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moreo-fem:

moreo-fem:

due to a sequence of bizarre coincidences leading up to today, i have learned that when lemon demon said “everythings connected” he meant it.

i got 9000 notes in like 3 days, and i need people to stop yelling at me in my notes, so heres an update

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midiquartz:

i remember someone once asked what my interpretation of piglins would be, here they be!

@uncle-cucky

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