my future son:
daddy when i grow up i wanna be just like you
me:
I, as an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied me, do you not have ANY value or respect for originality? you're a laughing stock. it's cheesy, it's disgusting, i personally find it artistically atrocious.
remember that episode of catdog where cat turned himself inside out so he came out of dog’s mouth, just so he could brush dog’s teeth against dog’s will