People often tell girls, “Guys won’t buy the cow if they can get the milk for free.” Of course, if someone views you as a farm animal and marriage as you being purchased and your vagina as a dairy product they probably aren’t the best person to be taking advice from in the first place.
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Well look what we have here: exactly what I was talking about, straight from the writers.
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there’s somebody on my blog from the void. welcome i’ve been expecting you
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Anonymous asked: You're a nerd. x
Well you are what you eat.
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Rood madam.
I am now madam rood
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>Consig outs herself the first day
>Mafioso attacks lookout bait and gets caught
>Lynch a person the consig warned was a jester
>doesn’t leave enough person alive to lynch arso when one of them is guaranteed to die.
“mafia played great actually”
But yeah, I was so happy when that them lynching me was what caused them to lose.
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person: u should like more colours
me:
