Silver Tongue

Mar 20

[video]

Man Bakes Tiny Cake Using Tiny Tools In A Tiny Kitchen

foodffs:

A tiny strawberry cake

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Tiny Fried Shrimp

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Tiny Sushi

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Tiny Cheese Fondue

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Tiny Pancakes

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(Source: boredpanda.com, via mysticbaconslice)

dracini:

a-random-mod:

All of you should tell dracini that she’s a dork.

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ROOD

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You can’t prove I did anything

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All of you should tell dracini that she’s a dork.

theapatheticstag:

jamesbleach:

onceuponakhaleesi:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

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oh boy…….

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hmmmmmmm I wonder

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aight lets see what happens

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hmmmmmmm…. maybe it takes awhile?

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(via mysticbaconslice)

officialwhitegirls:

beardedhockeyguy:

superbrybread:

rebe83:

saviorownsoul:

freaksovergreeks:

why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum

give me the 1080p titty

60fps of titty

4k 144FPS mega-titty

20mgHz of breasts

9 terabytes of titty

60 fps hurts my eyes and so does 1080p

I would rather have 720p boobs

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betty-the-beehive-mod:
“NEVER LETTING GO
”

betty-the-beehive-mod:

NEVER LETTING GO

comfychairs11:

bandtenpizzahut:

imnotveryfunnybutpleaseloveme:

kingcroacus:

googlehomie:

hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something

beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either

Too soon

HE DIED IN 1827

He’s decomposing 

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sushiarts:
““Ruby and Sapphire can’t be a couple!! Think of the children!!?” ”
They’ve been raising a child for a while now and he’s turned out pretty fine.

sushiarts:

“Ruby and Sapphire can’t be a couple!! Think of the children!!?”

They’ve been raising a child for a while now and he’s turned out pretty fine.

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draycen:

shinyhawlucha:

draycen:

MY DS FROZE

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YOURE NOT HELPING

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