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A tiny strawberry cake
Tiny Fried Shrimp
Tiny Sushi
Tiny Cheese Fondue
Tiny Pancakes
(Source: boredpanda.com, via mysticbaconslice)
All of you should tell dracini that she’s a dork.
ROOD

You can’t prove I did anything
(via dracini)
All of you should tell dracini that she’s a dork.
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
hmmmmmmm I wonder
aight lets see what happens
hmmmmmmm…. maybe it takes awhile?
(via mysticbaconslice)
why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum
give me the 1080p titty
60fps of titty
4k 144FPS mega-titty
20mgHz of breasts
9 terabytes of titty
60 fps hurts my eyes and so does 1080p
I would rather have 720p boobs
NEVER LETTING GO
imnotveryfunnybutpleaseloveme:
hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something
beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either
Too soon
HE DIED IN 1827
He’s decomposing
(via mysticbaconslice)
“Ruby and Sapphire can’t be a couple!! Think of the children!!?”
They’ve been raising a child for a while now and he’s turned out pretty fine.
(via mysticbaconslice)
MY DS FROZE
YOURE NOT HELPING