Silver Tongue

Mar 19

theoneandonlystraycat asked: Paid* dear. Drunk spelling godfather, AWAY! *floats away with whiskey*

i have no idea what you are saying.

lillymittens226:

phantomrose96:

Fic idea where a lonely person sells their soul to Satan to be their friend. And Satan just rolls with it until he realizes at the time of their death he genuinely likes them.

Since he can’t renege on the contract he takes them to Hell and puts them in a high position of power. Demons hardened by millenia of torture now have to answer to a shy, self-conscious, quiet, depressed, lonely person who has unintentionally become Satan’s #1

OMG someone has to do that

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quentintarrantino:

I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

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cherryviolets:

And you saw this coming… *moon emoji*
We need to guess what will happen next. I bet on this one

Bonus:

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THE ZODIAC SIGNS AS POKEMON BADDIES

• Team Rocket: Capricorn and Taurus
• Team Magma: Aries and Pisces
• Team Aqua: Aquarius and Cancer
• Team Galactic: Libra and Scorpio
• Team Plasma: Virgo and Leo
• Team Flare: Gemini and Sagittarius

Anyone remember back in 08 when youtube was plagued with “music videos” with DBZ or Naruto fighting to linkin park?

I need the shittiest one because reasons.

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reblog if you think female rapists should get the same amount of jail time as male rapists

But male rapists rarely get jail time (unless they rape a child)

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extradan:

wait I dont understand,
We are already on season 2??

I thought season one was about 52\55 episodes long

I am so confused

Wait, does steven universe not have a hiatus between seasons? this is probably one of the best shows ever!