Silver Tongue

Jan 19

questbedhead:

vampireapologist:

it also stresses me out when vampires just bite someone and they bleed ALL over the place and the vampire has their mouth on the bite for like ONE SECOND then comes away COVERED in blood and drops the person to the floor and then they go and kill like 2 MORE PEOPLE LIKE!!!!

imagine if you went out with your friend and bought a can of pepsi, shook it up real good, opened it, and just let it fuckin’ rip directly into your face for a good ten seconds with your mouth wide open, then dropped the can of whatever’s left on the floor and were like “damn….if only I didn’t need 5 cans of pepsi a day to get my fix.”

YOU!!!!!

DON’T!

Even a vampire apologist has their limits

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What’s my reputation? What do you think when you see my URL?

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salihombox:

love your pet,your pet love you.

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Alien: what is that human rubbing into their skin?

Human: Oh thats sunblock. it helps protect our skin from the radiation of the sun since it can damage us and give us cancer if exposed long enough

Alien: That makes sense. And what is that human slathering onto their skin?

Human: Oh that is tanning lotion. it intensifies the radiation of the sun to make our skin damage faster so we can look aesthetically pleasing.

Alien: I give up trying to understand your planet

filibusterfrog:

cannot believe deep gnome is a race but im in love with them actually

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koito-yuu:

relatablepicturesofyuugi:

relatablepicturesofyuugi:

canonically speaking sailor moon is shorter than yuugi, but thanks to 90′s shoujo art style it absolutely does not look that way

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the-irken-pony:

ADHD and autism often overlap so if I post something about my autism you relate to as someone w/ ADHD then always feel free to reblog it!

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banoakira:

Gardevoir : To protect its Trainer, it will expend all its psychic power to create a small black hole.

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