Silver Tongue

Mar 15

sweet-poni:

Don’t ever go to movies with me.

Don’t ever go to the movies with me.

I will scream.

I will scream in excitement.

I will just

fucking lose it.

Are you the person who would sing all the into the woods songs loud?

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Anonymous asked: (Part 1) I am an idiot. Me and this girl hate each other and yesterday she took an emberassing picture of me and upload it on facebook. Not even 30 minutes later she fell right in some mud. I was like WAIT HOLD THAT POSE BITCH! And bam!

scraps-is-busy:

(Part2) I got a picture of her lowest moment. She threatened to sent her boyfriend after me. Today I woke up with an anonymous number threatening to kill me. I just got back in my dorm room and its trashed and somebody wrote “DONT MESS WITH ME BITCH”
(Finale part) on my wall, man I sure fucked up (This all is happening MOST LIKELY because that picture I am thinking about actually uploading it, should I?) I am actually really scared by all of this

Ahem, Report it. Report it to school security. Make it known. Tell people you’re scared for your life. Make sure the dorm police know. Make sure the campus police know. Make sure they know your room was ransacked. Make sure they know the identity of the girl. Show them the message you got. 

This girl and her boyfriend CAN be arrested for what they just did. And if you go missing, then the police will have primary suspects in your disappearance and they will be arrested, interoggated and you will be rescued. 

Basically, do not keep this a secret. MAKE IT KNOWN to local authorites and people who can help you. Do not touch anything, they’ll want to check your room. 

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bombcollar:

Rose quartz didn’t give up her physical form so you could go on drawing fat characters thinner

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extradan:

filmnoirx:

apparently it costs $241,000 to raise a kid

lol do you know how many concert tickets that is

3, maybe 5 if you know friends 

You could buy at least ten pizzas with that money

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hardestcopy:
“greenteaparadise:
“aanzhen:
“agentcheshire:
“madlymiscellaneous:
“johntheitguy:
“Source required
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Uh, guys, dihydrogen monoxide is water. Two hydrogen one oxygen. H2O.
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Some people just want to watch the world burn
”
IM LAUGHING
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hardestcopy:

greenteaparadise:

aanzhen:

agentcheshire:

madlymiscellaneous:

johntheitguy:

Source required

Uh, guys, dihydrogen monoxide is water. Two hydrogen one oxygen. H2O.

Some people just want to watch the world burn

IM LAUGHING

Is this sincere I can’t even tell anymore

Dihydrogen Monoxide can be lethal if inhaled in large amounts.

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