Silver Tongue

Mar 15

bluelink3211:

oelm:

artemispanthar:

kasukasukasumisty:

pinkiepiebones:

how do the crystal gems react to steven losing his baby teeth

WHERE DID WE GO WRONG WHERE DID WE GO WROOONG

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*frantically tries to shove them back in*

this is 100000% gold I—-

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am i the only one who read this in their voices?????

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Homophobes

jerple-trash:

princelylegolas:

lolimnyarlathotep:

Next time you hear a person say
“It’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.”
Reply with
It’s Homosapien not Heterosapien
And fly into the night

#its the bible #not the straightble

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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lizzymodblog:

greensalamander:

lizzymodblog:

greensalamander:

pwnyta:

My favorite thing about the Steven Universe fandom rn is that no one seems to hate Peridot… but everyone likes to rag on her.
Shes the butt of every joke and its hilarious.

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Peridot is like the anthropomorphized version of the “And then there’s THIS asshole” meme.

It’s because she’s not evil, she’s just trying to do her job.

If your job is trying to take over the world and eradicate the human race, I’m pretty sure you majored in evilness.

I mean, yes, you’re considered evil to the wildlife critters who used to live in the forest you just bulldozed to build that new Walmart, but you’re still just doing your job.

Not to say Steven and company shouldn’t try to stop her, I’m just attempting to explain why the fandom doesn’t seen to hate her very much.

My personal theory is that it’s because she’s a polygonal nerd with all the enthusiasm of an old man at a birthday party.

That’s hilarious.

I think it’s more like a college student who works at retail and is absolutely done with everything.

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lizzymodblog:

greensalamander:

pwnyta:

My favorite thing about the Steven Universe fandom rn is that no one seems to hate Peridot… but everyone likes to rag on her.
Shes the butt of every joke and its hilarious.

image

Peridot is like the anthropomorphized version of the “And then there’s THIS asshole” meme.

It’s because she’s not evil, she’s just trying to do her job.

If your job is trying to take over the world and eradicate the human race, I’m pretty sure you majored in evilness.

Look at it this way. The gems see humans like humans see ants. Is an exterminator evil for getting rid of a big anthill?

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poppymuffinseed:

THIS

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asksunshineandmoonbeams:
“Luna: Turns out sunscreen is a good Celestia repellent….
Celestia: Hissssssssss~
”

asksunshineandmoonbeams:

Luna: Turns out sunscreen is a good Celestia repellent….

Celestia: Hissssssssss~

(via adurot)

pwnyta:

My favorite thing about the Steven Universe fandom rn is that no one seems to hate Peridot… but everyone likes to rag on her.
Shes the butt of every joke and its hilarious.

image

Peridot is like the anthropomorphized version of the “And then there’s THIS asshole” meme.

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(Source: ruinedchildhood, via zeroyalviking)

mclennonlovers:
“alythecreator:
“swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:
“ white boys need to be stopped
”
my noodle is 7
”
I needed cheering up and this cheered me up.
”

mclennonlovers:

alythecreator:

swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:

white boys need to be stopped

my noodle is 7

I needed cheering up and this cheered me up.

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