Silver Tongue

Mar 14

farorescourage:
“harmonicakind:
“ angryqueershakespeare:
“ peterfromtexas:
“ Ok…now what?
”
I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals...

farorescourage:

harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this

it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like

just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely

I;m dying

omg

that must make such an annoying squeaking sound

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laneypenns:

imagine connie telling steven about bottle messages and then steven starts writing letters to lapis even tho he doesnt get replies

CAN WE NOT

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Let’s do Sleepover Saturday!

queersleuths:

So send me asks about:

Let’s do this. I’m so bored and want to talk to you guys!

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Garnet

laymansterms12:

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Reblog if you agree

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This is Genoise. She’s an adoptable I got from sweet-poni and she works for rosexknights character, chip at a coffee place.

This is Genoise. She’s an adoptable I got from sweet-poni and she works for rosexknights character, chip at a coffee place.

OH MY GOD/ “Defective Pearl” thought

etchersketch:

OKAY so, Jailbreak was AMAZING/ again SO MUCH happened in that episode that is worth discussing. BUT, something in particular caught my attention and had me wondering. 

Jasper says the following insults upon arriving in Beach City:

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“Some lost, defective pearl”

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“A puny, overcooked runt,” 

NOW. Amethyst has a possible explanation for Jasper’s insult, which can be found here.

But what about Pearl?

‘Defective’ is pretty harsh. But if we assume the reasoning behind Jasper’s words at Amethyst are correct, then Jasper is probably hinting at something…And the potential answer smacked me in the face when I was reading up on pearls and other gemstones.

I found the following (courtesy of wikipedia of course)

“The ideal pearl is perfectly round and smooth, but many other shapes (baroque pearls) occur. The finest quality natural pearls have been highly valued as gemstones and objects of beauty for many centuries.” 

…wait

“The ideal pearl is perfectly round and smooth,”

Okay…so a ‘perfect’ pearl looks like this/ should look like the following to be given that classification: 

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….Perfectly round and smooth. Cool, it looks pretty sweet-…but wait, Pearl’s gemstone doesn’t look like this

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-Oh….

many other shapes (baroque pearls) occur

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And Additionally:

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Pearl’s particular shape (though stylized for cartoon purposes I totally understand) isn’t even on this chart. If I had to call it, I’d say her gemstone most resembles a baroque pearl… 

But what is the definition of a baroque pearl? 

Baroque pearls are pearls with an irregular non-spherical shape. Shapes can range from minor aberrations to distinctly ovoid, curved, pinch, or lumpy shapes.”

So…those pearls aren’t considered to be as nice, or valuable as a perfect, more rounded pearl is…

“The finest quality natural pearls have been highly valued as gemstones and objects of beauty

And Jasper called her defective….

PLUS when you apply this possibility to her character, it makes sense?? 

She insists on things being symmetrical and everything being organised in the most efficient manner possible, she LOVES being right or in the right, and in Coach Steven we see one of her greatest insecurities is not being strong enough…not being good enough.

….Oh Pearl…;A;

(I could TOTALLY be wrong on this of course, but food for thought??)

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