Silver Tongue

Mar 14

lizzymodblog:

I hate it when foreign cartoons get dubbed over but I love it when said cartoons have songs that need to be translated as well because often you can just hear the desperation of the poor fuck who had to translate the lyrics in such a way that it conveys the song’s original message but also still rhymes.

You haven’t lived until you’ve heard the Dutch version of the Fairly Odd Parents theme song.

Unless you don’t speak Dutch in which case you wouldn’t understand the translated lyrics anyway so I guess you’re not really missing out on anything.

Why don’t you translate the song into english so we can live?

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randomartist16:

aquamgemma:

goopy-amethyst:

aquamgemma:

goopy-amethyst:

megamadridista4life:

Has your birthstone appeared on Steven Universe yet?

what is a Birthstone?

the rock that comes out of a girl’s butt when she gives birth 

so girls poop rocks?

yes

I asked my mom, she has confirmed this.

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My dad told me to put an entire newspaper magazine in my birbs cage. I did.

My dad told me to put an entire newspaper magazine in my birbs cage. I did.

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If Tumblr was a man, he would be Jerry Trainor.

thefuckingimpala:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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This post finally died I see. 

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amedonger:

episode idea: steven’s dad tries to get out of giving his kid The Talk by dumping that responsibility on pearl, only to end up having to give her the talk instead. pearl is mortified

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Thanks for inspiring me to draw today.

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freakylikefreud:
“kittymcpherson:
“crime-she-typed:
“lankthagod:
“thetallblacknerd:
“lareinadesol:
“Really trivia crack ? Deleting 😐😒
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for real?
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I don’t believe this shit
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Can we boost this until it breaks the internet? Cause this is honestly a...

freakylikefreud:

kittymcpherson:

crime-she-typed:

lankthagod:

thetallblacknerd:

lareinadesol:

Really trivia crack ? Deleting 😐😒

for real?

I don’t believe this shit

Can we boost this until it breaks the internet? Cause this is honestly a problem, we cannot sleep on this one guys

I just started playing this game the other day but I’m deleting it now. Fucking hell what a horrible question.

just a lil bit of info, most of the trivia questions are written by trivia crack users. in order for a question to be approved, it has to get an 86% majority vote from other users. this means that actual human beings let this question through, not just some automated system. actual people.

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