Silver Tongue

Mar 14

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kathfarsis:

miketooch:

I think we all expected Peridot to start rapping when she said “Don’t touch that!” in-time to the beat, so…

Don’t touch that!
Re-frain!
You can’t comprehend it with your primitive brain!
Untie me!
Can’t you see we’ve already won?
When Jasper gets back she’ll put an end to your fun!

I mean it!
De-sist!
I don’t even want to think about the size of the list
Of every. Single. Law your breaking!
Not to mention the ridiculous mess your making.

And that fits in-time with when Garnet picks it back up.

Make this go viral so Shelby Rabara will record it!!!

(via probablyfakeblonde)

Reblog if it’s okay for people to come into your askbox and ask about your OCs

dread-masters:

OFC ITS OK

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[video]

Just defeated Prince Andor in Fortress Fury

Just defeated Prince Andor in Fortress Fury

girljournals:

two women in a relationship: *have different personalities*
straights: look at this relationship where two women are different from each other this must mean it’s heteronormative one is obviously Top Lesbian and one is Bottom Lesbian this is clearly a case of a handmaiden being exploited by a feudal lord

(via probablyfakeblonde)

How to braid your hair:

rosexknight:

lucifersblog:

washingtub:

  • Wet hair
  • Comb through
  • Separate at the part
  • Draw a pentagram on the floor
  • Perform blood sacrifice
  • Offer up your soul to the devil
  • Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
  • Summon Satan
  • Ask Satan to braid your hair

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

It got better.

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soulrevision:
“I’m just here to remind you that everything that is happening in Ferguson right now is because of the residents and activists in Ferguson that have spent 215 days protesting. I’m also here to remind you that Black people have led this...

soulrevision:

I’m just here to remind you that everything that is happening in Ferguson right now is because of the residents and activists in Ferguson that have spent 215 days protesting. I’m also here to remind you that Black people have led this movement. And for this reason, we will never allow anyone to force a white savior narrative on us. We are perfectly capable of freeing ourselves and speaking to our own experiences, we don’t need anyone doing that for us. We are capable. We WILL get free. “Ain’t no power like the power of the people cause the power of the people don’t stop!”

Seeing ordinary people actually have a voice and power to change society gives me hope for this country.

(via betty-the-murder-mare)

rosexknight:
“rosexknight:
“Applejack no.
”
Reblogging because I love this.
”
Applejack, press the button

rosexknight:

rosexknight:

Applejack no.

Reblogging because I love this.

Applejack, press the button

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Anonymous asked: I think Greg's reaction to steven's story about sums up the fandom during steven bomb. Poor guy, i felt bad when he was having his little heart attack!

artemispanthar:

very true!

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We might think we’re Garnet or Amethyst or Pearl or even Steven or Connie, but in reality we’re all Greg. Repeatedly stressed out by these rock aliens and our half-rock alien son