[Bass boosted “Video Killed the Radio Star” remix playing in a dark dance room]
Camera person: Do a 3-flip!
[Person being filmed takes a drink from a bottle and does a trick on their skateboard]
DJ, stopping the music only to speak: Alright, stop with the fucking thing there on the wheels, with the board, and the fucking dancefloor. Okay? FUCK. [music immediately continues]
I really love those headcanons of “Elden Ring and Soulsborne characters react to you coming out” babe they wouldn’t give a fuck they give a lil monologue or grunt before rocking your shit until you dissolve into the air
HEADCANON: Coming out as trans to the Elden Ring characters
Ranni the Witch
Well, aren’t thou fascinating… I too am not what I was born.