the netflix castlevania twitter revealed some of the new characters for season 3 and my gay heart can’t take this
the character design team for castlevania season 3 were like
alucard and/or trevor (dumb) when they find out carmilla has a vampire girl gang: ugh there’s FOUR of them??? that’s four times as many enemies to kill :/ how annoying
Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?
oh honey they are fully dead
No but Toph was a professional earthbending wrestler with the power to feel the whole human body at once through vibrations with enough accuracy to tell lies. She knows exactly how much pressure the human body can take before important things start breaking or I’ll go buy a hat for the sole purpose of eating it.
oh, sure. she doesn’t care though. she’s 12 and she’s thriving and she loves to murder
Aang: I have to defeat Ozai, but I don’t think I can murder anyone
Toph: I can do it.
Aang:
Toph: I’ve killed like 20 people since we met
Aang:
Sokka:
Katara:
Toph: I mean you guys have killed a bunch of people too
Aang: what no I haven’t I’ve never killed anyone!
Toph: twinkletoes you pick people up and drop them and blow them into walls. katara hits people with water hard enough to throw them to the ground and encases them in ice. Zuko’s straight-up throwing fire at people. Sokka hits people with a club.
Katara:
Aang:
Sokka:
Toph: when you hit people really hard they often die. I mean, I feel it every time. not counting the head trauma and frostbite that probably means they die later.
Toph: ….did you guys not know you were killing people?
Zuko: I mean I wasn’t going to bring it up but she’s right
Toph: I thought we were all doing it on purpose!
Zuko: it’s all in self-defense, it’s not like we’re going out of our way to kill people, but these things happen. Sometimes people have to die to protect everyone else. I thought you understood that already
misguided ppl who say “humans are evil since we only do good things bc it makes us feel good not bc it makes other ppl feel good” practice an odd form of selective hearing. by ur own admission the internal motivation of humans 2 do good comes from the fact that, well, ppl feel good when instilling good feelings in others….. doesnt sound very evil or selfish to me…. aueaux contraireaux, it sounds almost…. empathethic…… compassionate………….. goodwilled, one could say…………….
