Why Spider-Man is a city person.
(via thatsthat24)
so ijust realised something
plastic donasours, right
plastic is made of oil
which comed from
DINOSAIRS
plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs
i…
science has definitely come too far
how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times
(via thatsthat24)
my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”
Tell him that a tight pussy is an unaroused vagina.
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
[video]
You know, your best pal, your bud, who follows you everywhere, who sits on your shoulder (or maybe you sit on theirs). We’re talking Ash and Pikachu levels of companionship.
(via rosexknight)
[video]
I solemnly swear to start my last FNAF3 lets play with ” Hello guys my name is Pewdiepie and I’m playing Minecraft by Nintendo, it’s my favourite DLC from the Atari’s Fifa World cup series sponsored by Bad Dragon “
(via mx-bones-deactivated20160831)
horsecock.
=O
Omg haha I remember when my Daddy showed me the episode with her on it. My jaw dropped
Mostly because she was such a wicked delusional hysterical and bat shit insane cunt
Which season is this on? I can’t wait to see it. :D
[video]
