Public Announcment: Everyone in the gay, lesbian, bisexual, asexual, transgendered, straight, community and whatever sexuality I left out are now my babies.
He’s just some guy who randomly showed up one day that became friends with Wario. That makes it even better. Nobody knows where Waluigi came from. He just exists.
whats even better is that Waluigi’s first appearance was in Mario Tennis, meaning that the only reason he showed up in the first place was because he wanted to play tennis with people. nobody had ever heard of him before and he just shows up to play tennis
That’s why Waluigi is never in any of the main games. He only knows Wario and he only wants to play sports. He’s just some guy that met Wario at the tennis court and he hangs with Wario whenever Wario goes out to play sports, and otherwise he minds his own business.
Waluigi probably has his own circle of friends that we’ve never seen. There’s an entire world of Waluigi that we haven’t touched upon simply because he isn’t the adventuring type. Wario phones him up and says “Hey bro, I’m-a gonna go on an adventure to get-a some jewels from a pyramid. You wanna come with?” and Waluigi’s just like “Nah bro, I’m good. Me and my buds are gonna swing by the coffee shop and go to the library today. Hit me up if you wanna go go-karting though!”
God damn. The mild world of Waluigi.
The lore deepens
Waluigi is the best.
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Example of how the meninist movement is unjustified: when an overweight man was bullied on 4chan for dancing in public, meninists didn’t defend him. Instead, thousands of women did, and not only that, but they also organized a big ass dance party for him and invited celebrities who are actually going to come
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silver-tongues-blog asked: People are insensitive jerks. You're not some art mule, you're a person and you will get back to updating when you feel ready. Never put your blogs over your health.
nah clearly I’m the jerk
I have to bend over and kiss everyone’s ass all the time, otherwise I’m just a big meany pants jerkface
That isn’t what I am saying! You are acting like a lady on her period, jeez!
“I’m not being rude.”
WELL OKAY THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THAT UP TO A TRANSMAN.
This is why you THINK before you type
christ
I am not being rude. Stop mocking me please.
You just told someone with gender dysphoria they are acting like a chick on her period
Guess what
I’m a guy stuck with a uterus.
Poor you
Wow, fuck you. Gender dysphoria is a serious thing and you making comments like that are making things worse. Also, saying someone acts like a person on their period when they’re are reasonably upset is incredibly sexist.
the-don-jesus-deactivated201509 asked: They act like they've done done nothing to deserve these responses and yet continue to with their rude behavior.
“I’m not an asshole, you’re an asshole!”
“LOL, WE’RE STILL FRIENDS, RIGHT!”
“It’s not my fault.”
*passive-aggressive remark*
“I’m helping!”
“Stop mocking me!”
Don’t forget the blatant transphobia
silver-tongues-blog asked: I managed to pull victory from the jaws of defeat after half our maf died to vet n1 and half the town (including all the mad but me) died to four arsos n3 and hanging a jester. Also, my name was Yamcha which was pretty ironic.
How did you not die n1 to a Saibaman?
—-Saber
Trans swapped the person who I was gonna BM with the person the maf and dis were attacking. I ended up BMing the person who was supposed to be attacked.
The person I was supposed to BM was a vet on alert
silver-tongues-blog asked: People are insensitive jerks. You're not some art mule, you're a person and you will get back to updating when you feel ready. Never put your blogs over your health.
nah clearly I’m the jerk
I have to bend over and kiss everyone’s ass all the time, otherwise I’m just a big meany pants jerkface
That isn’t what I am saying! You are acting like a lady on her period, jeez!
Are you saying jitters is acting like a person on their period or are you saying I am?
timeshy-deactivated20180822 asked: Hey, are you okay? I know you have been pressured, but it is ok. You abandoned a popular blog and though you don't realize it, you are upsetting people. If you can't keep up, why don't you permanently abandon the ones not many people use? Thank You.
What
the fuck
No okay you know what?
What the fuck
Seriously
I didn’t abandon shit
My right hand is currently in a brace right now, and I have been suffering through a developing chronic depression that has left me unable to do the things I enjoy.
I’m a human being, not a fucking machine
So excuse me if I upset my “loyal fans” who care more about ponies than my own mental and physical well-being.
How was I supposed to know that?!?!
There are announcements. On my blogs.
Explaining they are on hiatus.
Lovestruck is being worked on.
Bedevilled is being worked on.
Discord Whooves is on hiatus.
Zerum is on hiatus.
Unless my blog specifically says “I am not going to update any more”
It is NOT abandoned.
You see this? You DON’T talk to people like this. You do not go to someone and demand that they work on something that you want to see from them. You DON’T try to guilt trip them or shame them into working. “How was I supposed to know that?!?!” Oh, I dunno, maybe just LOOK at his blog? Seriously, if I can be practically inactive due to moving and STILL know that he’s been having a hard time cause of his wrist, I shouldn’t think it would be that hard for someone else who clearly has enough time on their hands to go harass someone else.
Guys, I wasn’t trying to be demanding. I was trying to help him, that’s all. People are hating on him because of lack of Lovestruck derpy and I wanted to take as much of the pressure of his back as I could. I couldn’t check before because my kindle was stolen. I apologised, and I am not being demanding, okay. I am sorry.
Okay but he did his part for Lovestruck Derpy. I’m the one who’s working on it and making you wait. You didn’t take any pressure off him with your “Helpful advice”, in fact you just added more. If you wanna tell anyone about “loyal fans” being “upset” then come whine to me and leave Jitters the fuck alone.
Guys, I wasn’t trying to be demanding. I was trying to help him, that’s all.
You’re helping about as much as dolores umbridge helped hogwarts. I mean this in that you’re making things worse and yet you still have the gall to blame everyone other than you.
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Every once in a while this post starts getting a ton of notes again and it makes me really happy because the world needs more snail love.
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