Silver Tongue

Mar 11

hoofprint-is-spooky:

There are three keys in the machine. The keys where already there. This means they tried to shut it down. 

THE KEYS WHERE ALREADY IN THE MACHINE BECAUSE THEY WHERE TRYING TO TURN IT OFF! WHAT STOPPED THEM!? 

bill probably

tasteslikelincecum:

tasteslikelincecum:

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this sounds like a knockoff Harry Potter spell

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sketchydoodlemod:
“sailor-waluigi:
“end-cisphobia-kyogre:
“justanotherbusydrone:
“strategiczergface:
“firefighterdozer:
“pizza-seeker:
“tricksterflame:
“arctracer2fab:
“WHHHYYYY
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Why, what did you see? Tokyo Ghoul?
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That magical boy anime. At least...

sketchydoodlemod:

sailor-waluigi:

end-cisphobia-kyogre:

justanotherbusydrone:

strategiczergface:

firefighterdozer:

pizza-seeker:

tricksterflame:

arctracer2fab:

WHHHYYYY

Why, what did you see?  Tokyo Ghoul? 

That magical boy anime. At least I get to see the gay lol.


Black Lagoon. This can end good or bad.

Kancolle. That means I get to fight the Japs on sea or on land and push them back to their holes while working with qt ship grills

PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION

Desert Punk

My body is ready.

Blood C, I’m pretty fucked.

Higurashi, good bye friends i am gone

Fuck you Stiens Gate

DBZ, but the abridged version. At least when i die, it will be entertaining.

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moskafleur:

eteo:

dweebscar:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

cyanide123:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

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what a majestic creature

It would explain nessie

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

pardon

yOU FUFCKGN ASSHOEL I JUTS SPIT MY LATTE ON MY TABLET F UCK TOUOYU JESUS CHRIST

Best post I’ve seen this month

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Mar 10

communistbakery:

wittstheword:

communistbakery:

pussy-bitch-420:

communistbakery:

classypotatoe:

communistbakery:

ugh I hate calculus… why did I sin up for this

You should have signed up for spelling classes instead

you’re right haha this isn’t a pun or anything!

pun or not, you spelled sine wrong. There is literally no place where it is written “sin”

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that is for trig… not calc…

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No need to go off on a tangent.

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