Silver Tongue

Mar 05

rukafais:

heyitspj:

When Exeggcute breed it’s 12 eggs getting together to make 1 egg that hatches 6 eggs

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memorysonata:

Just won a game in town of Salem as mayor. Was one of three left. Mafioso and arsonist. Used my mayoral powers and managed to get both hung without getting killed.
Hella
Games a bit more fun than I expected.

So I was a mayor. We had a mafioso on stand and the conort was yelling that we need to kill the wolf and who the wolf was because it was a full moon that night. When the mafioso was lynched, I pointed out that I would have power in the morning. Baiting myself because there was a trans. So trans swapped me with BM the night consort (now mafioso) and wolf attack me leaving me with only the wolf and an unknown in the morning. Knowing fully well that the wolf can’t attack again that in the night, I hung the unknown who turned out to be framer now mafioso. And then the next day I hung the wolf.

http://imgur.com/a/3Qcac

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alltimekxylx:

vacuumssuck:

French person: 80
French person: lol blaze it 

i just 5 to my knees I laughed so hard

2 you know how many people don’t understand, you 3t

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nanavaltiel:
“ riverdoge:
“ thegreensanitarium:
“ riverdogproductions:
“ newworldorganization:
“ drifterscave:
“ doitsundere:
“ anal0g2:
“ asvpyeezy:
“ kanye sleeping.
”
shhhh
”
Kanye Rest
”
in his Kanye Nest
”
when he wakes up he’s going to be his...

nanavaltiel:

riverdoge:

thegreensanitarium:

riverdogproductions:

newworldorganization:

drifterscave:

doitsundere:

anal0g2:

asvpyeezy:

kanye sleeping.

shhhh

Kanye Rest

in his Kanye Nest

when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

did you just

THIS POST WILL FOREVER HAUNT ME

Omfg

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shiverdamnation:

2012: “Hey everybody, Markiplier here!”

2013-14: “Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier.”

2014-15: “Hellooooo everybody, my name is MARGIBLAR”

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shhdonttellmyparents:
“punmasterbarbara:
“ temporalmemory:
“ go big or go home
”
He wanted to show he had guts.
”
He seems really gutsy to do that.
”
this is a lot to digest

shhdonttellmyparents:

punmasterbarbara:

temporalmemory:

go big or go home

He wanted to show he had guts.

He seems really gutsy to do that.

this is a lot to digest

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