I was playing salem and I was named Phobos and got killed and a dis stole my identity. My new name is Pheonix.
saccharinecyanide will get why this is hilarious.
we just beat five maf with no inves role.
Escort blocked mafioso 5 nights in a row as vig randomly shot two BM (before shooting ret)
we lynched mafioso as me(doc), spy, lookout and escort managed to prove ourselves to each other.
Spy died and his note left only two people unconfirmed. We lynched both. they were both mafia.
making up your own fictional universe
creating an entire history for it
creating characters who have complex back stories
RESEARCHING NAMES WITH MEANINGS THAT CORRESPOND TO THE HISTORY AND UNIVERSE AND BACK STORIES YOU’VE COME UP WITH
then never writing or doing anything with it at all everTHIS A MILLION TIMES THIS!!
Choosing the protagonist
Making their childhood hell
Making them lose nearly everything
HAVING THEM SUFFER THROUGH SEEING ALL THEIR FRIENDS DIE AND HOMES DESTROYED AND ONLY GETTING A BITTERSWEET ENDING AT BEST
Never actually writing this down and only replaying scenes in your head
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so I had to make a lamp for pottery and sculpture II so I worked on my project all day today and every time people looked at me weird bc they were expecting like a bedazzled lampshades or some shit and I’m not about that so I got finished and went over to my teacher holding this huge motherfucker
and everyone was just staring at me like “what the fuck is this thing??? what???” and then I plugged it in
people fucking lost it
ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
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FNAF 1 GT: You are the killer and this is nightmares before death row
FNAF 2 GT: Phone guy is the killer and somehow kept his job
Fnaf 3 GT (Probably): The guy in the suit isn’t actually the killer but a child who didn’t actually die and grew in the suit until he died. And you are the killer, returned after 40 years.
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Sweet Pea, who was used as reference for Feast, posing next to the Oscar. (picture by joabaldwin)
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When I used to think about Voldemort’s horcruxes I imagined a soul divided in equal portions residing in the different horcruxes and Voldemort himself. I realised that this can’t be true in The Half-Blood Prince Slughorn describes making a horcrux as splitting ones soul in two. This means that when Riddle made his Diary into a horcrux he split his soul in half and physically removed one half from his body and placed it in the diary. This means that he only had half of his soul left when he made his next horcrux, Marvolo’s ring. This half would have been split in half leaving only a quarter in Voldemort’s body. This goes on and on the amount of soul remaining in Voldemort halving each time he makes a horcrux until he had only 1/128 or 0.78125% left in his body. As shown in the graph above. So next time you wonder why Voldemort could have done some of things he did, remember how little human he had left in him. I don’t know about you but I think that this is crazy.
Come on guys, I didn’t do maths for 14 notes
#OKAY BUT CAN WE PLEASE TAKE A MINUTE TO APPRECIATE#THE OTHER THING THIS GRAPH THROWS INTO SHARP RELIEF:#THE FACT THAT FUCKING GINNY#HAD *HALF OF VOLDEMORT’S SOUL*#WHISPERING IN HER EAR AND CRAWLING INSIDE OF HER AND TRYING TO CONSUME HER FROM THE INSIDE OUT#YEAH#LIKE COOL HARRY HAS A SCAR AND CAN TALK TO SNAKES AND SOMETIMES GETS HEADACHES#POOR BABY#MEANWHILE GINNY ‘DERIDED BY FANDOM’ WEASLEY#TAKES IN HALF OF THAT FUCKER’S SOUL#AND STILL CAME OUT ON TOP#who’s your hero now harry potter fandom#yeah that’s what i thought (via riversonglife)
Harry has more Voldemort in him than Voldemort
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