this is far too mesmerizing not to reblog
everything changed when the water tribe attacked
NOW JUST IMAGINE IF WATER WERE FIRE
DRINK A NICE GLASS OF FIRE
LETS GO TO THE BEACH, THE OCEAN IS ROASTY
WATER FOUNTAINS ARE NOW FLAME THROWERS
WATER FUN THO
this is far too mesmerizing not to reblog
everything changed when the water tribe attacked
NOW JUST IMAGINE IF WATER WERE FIRE
DRINK A NICE GLASS OF FIRE
LETS GO TO THE BEACH, THE OCEAN IS ROASTY
WATER FOUNTAINS ARE NOW FLAME THROWERS
WATER FUN THO
I would love to see an AU where the water tribes attack. I mean, imagine an army of bloodbenders and stuff
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why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
- the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
- ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
- it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty dumpty committed suicide
jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull
A BABY FELL OUT A TREE
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my university has these toilets and they’re honestly ridiculous
“what is your gender?”
“Top hats”*walks up to these toilets in a bowler hat and red lipstick*
*panics*
Is it at the disco?
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Mafia had a downward spiral that started N1.
-Eris
Let me guess.
N1: Both visited the vet.
N2: GF killed by jailor
D3: Consig lynched
N3: Framer killed by trans and vet
N5: GF killed by jailor
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When men say, “I only fuck girls with tight pussies.”
Do you know what a tight pussy is?
An un-aroused pussy.
Your sex game weak.
Bye.
I’m glad this sentiment is gaining traction. Spread this shit like wildfire.
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Please fire me. A customer came in and yelled at me that he was reporting us to the state because all 3 parakeets he has bought from our store had died. Upon further inquiry, he admitted he neglected to feed them anything. When told that parakeets need food to survive, he was shocked and told me I should have told him that when he bought them.
You should have called someone to charge him with animal abuse.
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So, I’m trans. N1, Octavia dies to mafia and the DN sounds like they were targeting Vinyl scratch. Octavia was a transporter. now, due to the nature of the two characters, I had assumed octavia swapped herself with vinyl scratch. Then, D2, I swap vinyl with the vet (who was on alert) and a doc saved me. The next day, the doc is on stand and I confirm she healed me. The werewolf had voted guilty so we put him on stand and lynched him. I save the doc as the doc saves me at night. one night, I accidentally kill the doc by swapping her with the mafias target. I can at least note that the person is inno. I narrow it down to three people, two after the mayor reveals. We lynch one, who is consig. In their will, they say the other suspect was the witch. So now I have no leads so I check the chat. I realize that the only person who wasn’t confirmed was vinyl, because I assumed that she was swapped with tavi without actually confirming it.
She gets on stand and claims surv. I pointed out there was no room for surv becuse
X was a proven vet
Y was an amn gone doc
Z was a witch who can’t really do shit at the moment
and I was a trans.
So we lynched her and she was mafioso. The sheriff interrogated her the same night I swapped her with the doc so that’s why she came up as ns.
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GET THIS AWAY FROM ME
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I wish I could think of a caption for this.
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