Silver Tongue

Mar 02

otakelley:

michaeldirnt:

thanks to parents who refuse to vaccinate their children there was an outbreak of measels in Berlin, 574 people are infected, a few days ago a one year old boy died and they had to close a secondary school in the city.

VACCINATE. YOUR. FUCKING. CHILDREN. 

Anti vaxxers be like “well what if the chemicals in the vaccines kill my child?!”

NOT VACCINATING JUST KILLED A CHILD.

THAT’S NOT A “WHAT IF”.

THAT’S A REALITY. 

ARE YOU ANTI DEAD CHILDREN?

FUCKING VACCINATE.

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rosexknight:

“Paints are weird…”

heart:

do-raymi:

Alright im done following my heart. Wheres the unfollow button.

excuse me?

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brokoha-anjou:

bloggerofthrones:

draumstafir:

shut-it-till-it-works:

kuurausu:

i say “im gay” a lot for someone who is pan

You should probably stop???

wild idea: don’t call yourself gay if ur not

maybe if y’all would stop intentionally totally erasing the existence and representation of bisexuals and pansexuals we wouldn’t have to settle for identifying with the gay community idk just one of those ~wild~ ideas I get sometimes

maybe y’all should realize that gay is an umbrella term for anyone that isn’t straight. thats why people say “gay wedding” for same-sex marriages even if someone in the marriage is bisexual. gay isn’t a sexuality, homosexual is a sexuality.

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lizzymodblog:

flanderization:

shaymew:

spuddykins:

frodofeels:

my favourite thing is probably the scientific name of the Grizzly bear. 

It’s Ursus arctos horribilis. “ursus” meaning bear in Latin and “arctos”, bear in Greek.

so essentially a grizzly is a “horrible bear bear.” 

shamwow

The Eurasian Brown Bear is Ursus arctos arctos

So literally “Bear Bear Bear”. The most bear a bear can be. 

Beary Bearold McBearington

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My headcanon is Notepad’s bat noise sounds like the sonic screwdriver

Wouldn’t his old sonic hurt his ears? Can we see him trying to use his old sonic and then it hurting his ears?

silver-tongues-blog asked: Azure: I'd like a strawberry shortcake and a cup of coffee with marshmallows please.

rosexknight:

“Of course! Nice to see you again.” Chip said cheerfully before preparing the shortcake with extra strawberries and adding a few marshmallows to a cup of coffee. She’d never heard of putting marshmallows in coffee until now. She suppose it worked. “Will that be all?”

Aaahhh. That’s how you start a day…

ryanccole:

I just realized the climax of the Lion King is kind of hilarious.

Because it came down to a showdown fight between Scar and Simba. And here’s something great about them: they are the weakest little shits.

Scar was this skinny twig of a lion who probably only got the 11th+ portion of any kill because nobody liked him, and the only way he could one-up anyone was through trickery, and/or by softening them up with a wildebeest herd.

Simba grew up without ever having to chase his prey or work particularly hard because he lived on a diet of insects and nothing else. Nala could kick his ass because she was a goddamn proper hunter.

So the final battle was the equivalent to a pasty-faced metrosexual teen slap-fighting a starving 60-year old

10/10

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I feel so sorry for first years in order of the Phoenix.

solitarycheese:

chakrabot:

harblkun:

hookteeth:

beltaguise:

Fantasy lizard people where the females don’t have breasts they just figured out that bras are perfect for holding heat packs.

Fantasy lizard people where the males figured this out too and can’t understand why humans keep mistaking them for females because obviously they have five brow spikes not six like females do??

I have a dire need for this.

I tried

omg it’s so cute

always reblog lizard people

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