it’s wild how america is basically a dystopia but we’re conditioned almost immediately upon starting school to believe that it’s not and that it’s the pinnacle of freedom
i mean, that in itself is kind of the hallmark of a dystopian nation
What are you talking about? America doesn’t condition people, what with it’s media only putting “ideal americans” in good light and making everyone else seem like a threat, it’s government who actively resists change once someone who actually cares about people gets in office, it’s school systems designed to have people get used to a schedule and monotony, it’s insistence on how important something is like it’s a necessity and then pricing it so that if someone DOES do it, they are in debt for life and it’s mandatory pledging of allegiance to the country.
This is the pinnacle of freedom.
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adam young is autistic you know the owl city guy is autistic remember that
Why is this important? At all?
for young autistic kids who feel like they will never be popular or successful? so that they know that there is hope for them? jesus christ who shit in your sandwich
First I got lynched and killed the first mafioso. Then it came down to jester, proven ret and mafioso. They lynched the jester and I managed to convince ares that it would be very funny if he killed mafioso. because then only me and him would win. It was a good game for jesters.
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This guy has it.
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Blue ringed octopus
FYI: Blue Ringed Octopi bites do not necessarily cause death. They cause paralysis with a potent neurotoxin.
If you are with someone who has been bitten, they will stop breathing; their heart will stop; they will seem dead. They are NOT dead. They are paralysed!
This is St John Ambulance First Aid procedure;
1. Start CPR right away and call an ambulance pronto.
2. Close their eyelids and cover their eyes with some cloth; they’re unable to blink, so there’s a danger their eyes will dry out and, if out in the sun, that their retinas will burn and they’ll become blind.
3. Keep going with CPR. Just keep going! 30 compressions, two breaths, to the rhymth of Bee Gees’ Stayin’ Alive. Taking turns with several people is the best way to not tire out. The patient is still alive in there, terrified and massively grateful that you’re doing their breathing for them. DO NOT STOP until paramedics arrive to take over.These little suckers can be found basically everywhere. Everyone should know this information!
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Anonymous asked: Thanks for linking where you can watch Steven Universe! I'm only on episode 10, but I'm so far really liking the show(The expressions tho are fucking awesome)!
Just wait until the later episodes when you realize that some of the jokes actually had depth to them.
i love it when ppl say ‘i swing both ways’ to refer to being bisexual bc then i picture pansexuals spinning uncontrollably and screaming.
asexuals are sitting down quite comfortably and staring around at all these people who are swinging.
grey aces are doing the same, but we occasionally begin swinging around rapidly and have no idea why
So bi people are on a swing set, pans are on a merrygoround, Aces are one the park bench and grey aces are just sitting on the tireswing that occasionally swings in the wind
stop
Actually seeing constable frozen post anything that relates to current events implies they’re sentient and you’d think that would relieve the tension but it only uneases me more for some reason.
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