Silver Tongue

Jan 17

Magikarp Jump is a game where you train the strongest Magikarp.
In the main series, the strongest Magikarp, at level 100,can be found in the Resort Area in Sinnoh.
Sinnoh confirmed.

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friendlyneighborhoodheaux:

This is what employers want when they want 5+ years of experience for entry level positions

(Source: teenscoolest, via chefpyro)

metatextual analysis of the spirit of homestuck and homestuck2

Homestuck 1 was about john. specifically his unique trait of “optimism in the face of stoic skepticism” it was the driving force of the comic. how no matter how bad things got john believed there was a way to fix it.

And thats what makes homsestuck 2 different. johns out of the picture. hes god knows where in candy and his meat self is dead in terezis wallet. they try to be optimistic but without windy man there, everyone can tell theyre just faking.

That being said, i believe that when john does return it will be a huge turning point for HS2 and it will start to feel like classic homestuck again.

smol-gobbo-hours:

smol-gobbo-hours:
smol-gobbo-hours:
my friend made a frog and he deserves love
important update
friends

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thesaltofcarthage:

googleme420:
tbh I think that’s a perfectly reasonable question for him to ask

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otahkoapisiakii:

thesmolknowingclown:
alastyearonearth:
lovecoresockhead:
alastyearonearth:
lovecoresockhead:
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a science book
show us the duck op
the duck.
forbidden bath toy
Lush is getting wild with their bath bombs
Literal bath bomb

(Source: kurapicano, via newbarrk)

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ghoulfr13nd:

I swear to god if any of you losers beat me to this shitty joke I am going to lose my goddamn mind

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Hollow knight multiplayer

marggri:

Had this idea of what if we could have a multiplayer mode in hollow knight-
So I made some fake screenshots
The idea of a bunch of vessels running around was really cute and funny to me, so I spent a hour trying to find the backgrounds and character assets to make this.
Killing the bosses in this mode would probably be easy-

what if there was also an option to turn friendly fire on

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incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Professor Elm: *picks up newspaper* “Japanese exchange student assaults Mahogany Gym Leader with fly swatter?”
Wow, I’d hate to be associated with that lab.
Professor Elm: *sees picture of Gold* Professor Elm: …

(via newbarrk)