lol I don’t even know what I was trying to do here, I’ll delete it later
wow you guys suck
this is the fucking definition of artists on tumblr oh my god the most fucking accurate representation im so pissed right now but so happy at the same time someone help
They act like I’m really not about to walk over to Starbucks lmfao
More honest sign:
“Fuck you if you want to talk to distant loved ones at our cafe”
“Fuck you if you wanted a cafe environment to do stressful online classwork and research”
“Fuck you if your job requires an internet connection and you wanted a calming environment for a while”
“Fuck progress in general and fuck your personal choices or needs, we just didn’t want to pay a little extra for wi-fi and we’re pretending you’re the one who should feel bad about it”
i think my favorite thing about learning that pacifica is the llama on the circle is imagining pacifica’s absolute outrage when bill refuses to call her anything but llama like