Silver Tongue

Feb 19

askbananapie asked: gives ua banan

life-of-scootaloo:

(Artist: I’m gonna stop these kind of questions, since they can count as rp. I will not accept anymore *gives*,*boops*, or *hugs* asks due to the large amount I receive every update. I will delete any more rp asks as soon as I receive them, so if you people don’t see your ask answered that’s why.) 

This is one of the reasons I hate askbananapie

geibuchan:

servbot42:

jesus-lizard-journal:

rasec-wizzlbang:

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Can we talk about how chill this motherfucker is?

  • Doesn’t dress too flashy, despite being the motherfucking King of Hyrule
  • Appreciates time of peace, seeing them as what any true warrior should strive for
  • Immediately PERSONALLY goes to aid Duke Onkled when Ganon was attacking, not sending a platoon of soldiers or Link or some shit
  • Despite being betrayed an sold out to Ganon by Duke Onkled, he sentances him to hard labor rather than death or imprisonment


10/10 monarch would vote for

but there’s more.

  • Doesn’t know what he’s going to have for dinner. This implies that he doesn’t place heavy emphasis on perfect service from his private kitchen staff, meaning that they tend to make whatever sounds pleasing. A lot of royal chefs would have been killed if this upset their ruler enough. This also implies that he is a just monarch to the rest of his people, though we can’t know for sure.
  • Takes the news of Koridai being under attack by Ganon with a grim face, pausing thoughtfully to consider the best strategies to protect his allies before having the wisdom to ask how his nation can help. This implies a great military leader. Sun-Tzu once said ”Every battle is won or lost before it’s ever fought.”, and The King of Hyrule’s careful moment of planning proves he knows this.
  • Is seen with a VERY full goblet in multiple scenes. The man is obviously quite free with his wine, and maybe even freer with his mirth and fortune.

The King is truly a king among kings.

Other things about Harkinian that we shouldn’t forget:

-He treats Link as a son, calling him “my boy” and including him in royal conversations. Harkinian doesn’t have to be so kindly to a peasent, but he respects Link’s courage.

-Has a sense of humor, even though Ganon had him and Link imprisioned, The King was able to laugh it off and celebrate with his daughter just moments after her victory.

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“OOAH HOHAHA I am a great ruler!”

I never thought about that before.

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kemetically-afrolatino:
“ withoutadjectives:
“ yourlifeisapie:
“ hiddlesbatchlove:
“ frank-e-fighting-words:
“ girljanitor:
“ ameliated:
“ bad-dominicana:
“ skepticamongthefaithful:
“ kemetically-afrolatino:
“ source 1; source 2; source 3; source 4;...

kemetically-afrolatino:

withoutadjectives:

yourlifeisapie:

hiddlesbatchlove:

frank-e-fighting-words:

girljanitor:

ameliated:

bad-dominicana:

skepticamongthefaithful:

kemetically-afrolatino:

source 1; source 2; source 3; source 4; source 5; source 6

WELP.

Stop what you are doing.

Read those.

Right now.

I’ll wait.

If you don’t want to read, I’ll explain the key bullet points, but please read them afterwords:

This is not “we didn’t protect him enough.”

This is not “the government screwed up some random detail or accidentally let his killer loose.”

The 111th Military Intelligence had a team taking pictures of his balcony during the assassination.

They brought in a Special Forces 8-Man Sniper Team from the 20th.

Memphis Police withdrew their regular protection detail from him.

A jury of 12 people, six black and six white, found the United States Government guilty of conspiracy to commit murder.

YOUR GOVERNMENT. MY GOVERNMENT. THE GOVERNMENT OF, BY, AND FOR THE PEOPLE, SHOT AND KILLED DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING. And the media never reported the case.

MLK was ASSASSINATED. By a government YOU PAY FOR.

I hate those posts where someone tries to pressure you into reblogging. I almost never ask you to reblog.

This shit is important.

Reblog this. I don’t care what kind of blog you have. I don’t care what you normally talk about.

Reblog this.

holy shit

this is always on reblog

The problem with most of those sources is that they refer to each other. BUT, I do find this believable simply because it’s on the King Center’s web site, and they do provide an actual transcript of the trial.

This is fucked up.

Holy shit. I mean I really do NOT like the government but this… Wow.

This is a proven fact and we’re on record affirming that this is how it happened. This certainly doesn’t encourage people to become advocates for social justice, but we should do so regardless of possible consequences. 

just so you know #MLKDay

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chronic-genderbender:
“ jaredsadalecki:
“ breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a figment of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
”
Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and...

chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a figment of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

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imzoruaok:

Pokemon game in which your mom is the Pokemon champion

She doesn’t even have a unique character model or a face sprite, and is still in her homely outfit

when the trainer finally meets the Pokemon champion, she’s like “Surprised to see me, honey?”

and she’s got loads of legendaries on her team on the first time you fight her

“mom why do you have Regigigas”
“…I stumbled upon it during a morning stroll?”

What if she has a skitty. A skitty you’ve known all and you named and she uses that against you?

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theselittleinfinities:
“theultradork:
“dickmasterson:
“poppypicklesticks:
“abendlichter:
“burntpicasso:
“dripping-adorableness:
“myuncreativeurl:
“Wow
”
Happy Presidents’ Day
”
Shit they leave out of the textbook #4838821
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Can I get a citation on...

theselittleinfinities:

theultradork:

dickmasterson:

poppypicklesticks:

abendlichter:

burntpicasso:

dripping-adorableness:

myuncreativeurl:

Wow

Happy Presidents’ Day

Shit they leave out of the textbook #4838821

Can I get a citation on this?

I would like a citation on this because this seems like the kind of shit tumblr makes up to go “omg white people are trash all their faves are trash smh”

His false teeth were made of ivory, you fucking idiots.

I’d also like to point out Washington inherited his slaves, gained others by marriage, came to OPPOSE slavery but legally could not free his slaves under penalty of law in Virginia and so treated them well, and ordered them freed and paid them a sum and had them taught skills to start a new life with in his will.

Learn your dang history.

HURR DURR ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL.

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silver-tongues-blog asked: Dumb nerd has freckles on face. Does dumb nerd have freckles on bum because bum freckles are adorable

dracini:

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“Sure do!”


He stripped off to show you that Silver, wings and all. I hope you’re happy :U
ENIS PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON OR AT LEAST YOUR WINGS BACK

frecklebutts are the best

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