Silver Tongue

Feb 19

[video]

kateupton:
War is coming! Will you be my hero?
So much for being a “goddess of war.”

So many things wrong with this.
1. The minotaur was killed by a son of posidon. Athena would never have helped him defeat the minotaur because of her feud with the sea god
2. what the fuck is she wearing? Why is she not wearing armour like a war goddess should be wearing?
3. She wouldn’t ask someone to be a hero, none of the gods do. They don’t give someone the option, they are just like, “do this thing or I will kill you”

(via jestre)

jestre:

kateupton:
Did you know I’m the new Athena? Come check me out!
This is both sexist and historically insulting. She’s not supposed to look like Aphrodite in skimpy battle armor. Zeus and Hera gonna lose their shit. Aphrodite too.

Athena is the goddess of war and wisdom and should be wearing full armour and not some dress. Also, and this part is just nitpicking, Athena was known for her eyes as grey as stormclouds. They aren’t supposed to be blue, they are supposed to be grey.

(via jestre)

addictedtopunsandpizza:

mr-egbutt:
larvitarse:
anxieties:
daddyfuckedme:
3D printed out candy
excuse me
it has begun
soon we’ll be able to illegally download food
I would absolutely download a pizza you stop these lies this instant

Let’s be honest, you would totally download a pizza, a car or anything really if you had the ability to.

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

Conversation with my very religious mother

Me: did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?
Mom:
Me: I mean it has mixed fabrics.
Me: According to the bible, that's a sin.
Mom: show me where it says that
Me: levictus 19:19
"'Keep my decrees.
“‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
“‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
“‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
Mom:
Mom:
Mom: well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell
Me: so why are people doing that with homosexuality

[video]

Anonymous asked: Penises are for urinating and supplying sperm for reproduction, doesn't mean we urinate and fuck in public .. why should breast feeding be okay? fucking typical one sided feminist

muslimfeminist:

skiptheyouth:
sktagg23:
Does your penis provide sustenance for another person? No. Can you show your nipples in public if you want to? Yes. Also, breasts are not genitals or sex organs. Only 13 out of 190 cultures world wide consider them to be sexual or even private parts. Don’t even act like this is a feminist thing. This is a babies-have-the-right-to-eat thing.
I’ve seen more men urinating in public than I have women breast feeding, like are you fucking kidding me??!? Men take every excuse to expose themselves in public to make women uncomfortable.
“you wouldn’t like it if i peed in the street” well you do it anyway so

Boobs are for feeding babies. They secondary sex characteristics and the male equivalent are adams apples and beards.

roachpatrol:

officialswampert:
LISTEN!! theres a huge difference between bisexuals and pansexuals no one’s understanding.
bisexuals attract mates with large piles of pebbles. the bigger the pile the better.
pansexuals attract mates with a single rock, basing the eligibility on texture, luster, and color.
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)