Silver Tongue

May 09

slowboren-deactivated20210605:

catchymemes:

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nehirose:

anotherhawk:

writing-prompt-s:

In the afterlife, souls can see how many living people still know you once existed. You, who had lived a fairly normal life, finally saw the count drop to 0 just 200 years after your death. 500 years later, 95% of the Earth’s total population suddenly knows about you.

And they all know I sold really, really shitty copper.

I laughed UNREASONABLY hard over this.

(via rockboci)

Happy Piccolo Day!

silver-tongues-blog:

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karpad:

funnytwittertweets:

Stripper poles are not being purchased. Lil Nas X, who bought 16 million miles worth of stripper pole, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

(via rockboci)

[video]

trans-dolphin:

weaver-z:

ankle-beez:

Got some inside sources on this and confirm its gonna be really fucking good. Heard it was gonna have a ball pit and everything

Who’s running the “Minecraft boys with cheekbones” panel

i cant believe twitter is finally to the dashcon season!

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wizard0rb:

wizard0rb:

wizard0rb:

holy shit i can draw whatever i want. like ANYTHING. crazy

case in point

STOP saying i gave mario a dumptruck ass. i drew directly on top of the original image for reference. hotel mario gave him a dumptruck ass. not me. goodnight everyone

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