breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11
breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly like the idea of man hating feminists that I thought we were trying to break away from
breaking news: I am a cis white boy and I was talking about myself, sit down child.
breaking news: white cis boy FUCKING REKT by white cis boy
breaking news: it’s 11 and there’s still no update on the monster energy drink
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Who the FUCK said you could follow my blog?!
fak u. i follow whoever i want
there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class
today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place
my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it
i did it i stole the declaration of independence
nic cage is proud
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this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall
your teacher’s aim sucks
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Anonymous asked: would there be any way to have a roleplay with you? Should I just send in a prompt with my character(logged into my account) or need to have you added as a Skype contact?
No. I don’t really roleplay and even when I do, it’s with close friends.
Life makes you face some tough choices
Like, should I eat this cookie or masturbate.Update: Went with the cookie
Why didn’t you do both at the same time?
you don’t want crumbs in there
Hey, this post may contain sexually explicit content, so we’ve hidden it from public view.
sometimes I forget that someone I know in real life follows me on here
hi
how are you
hope you’re enjoying me talking about fictional characters fucking
See, it’s right here. Not that hard to find.
