Silver Tongue

Feb 16

Why is this a picture of a text post? why not just reblog the text post?

Why is this a picture of a text post? why not just reblog the text post?

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Feb 15

therobotmonster:

fuckyeahradiodeadair:

i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…

Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.

That’s a child. A living being that you made.

That shit goes on etsy.

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lithromikasa:

i’ve gotten to the point where i follow ppl who all follow the same ppl i follow and we all follow each other so i see the same post on my dash seven times in a row

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yang-xiao-lin:

mistermetropolis:

“how did the human race survive for 200,000 years without vaccines?” by reproducing early and dying young have fun churning your butter

Gratuitous amounts of inbreeding and not naming their children until they were at least 1 year old to avoid becoming attached to them just in case they caught whooping cough, mono, measles, mumps, polio, the plague, scarlet fever, yellow fever, west nile virus, or the common fucking cold and died

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fleurmod replied to your post:adurot replied to your post:adurot replied to your…
Wouldn’t it still be ‘lady parts’ if it were to be fully functioning? The vagoo is but a part, and in order to be fully functioning you’d also need ovaries and a womb, no?

whatever. I still feel like shit because i want it but it’s not possible in this day in age.

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adurot replied to your post:adurot replied to your post:I wish I had lady…
I assumed, but I usually hear it referred to as lady parts, in the plural, however.

Eh. a vagina is just one part. parts would be vagina AND boobs. I honestly don’t care for boobs, I just wish I had a fully functional female reproductive system.

adurot replied to your post:I wish I had lady part
I read this and the singular makes me think of you with just a single boob…

Lady part mean vagoo

I wish I had lady part