my parents who have been married for like a billion years are having their billion year anniversary in a few days and theyre renewing their vows. they put me in charge of planning and program and emcee-ing and they told me to “have fun with it” so heres my first two slides of the program
op here. some people asking for updates and guess what? my parents loved it. and by loved it, i mean they laughed out loud and then quickly muted their video to continue laughing. enjoy this screenshot from the event where they are desperately trying not to laugh too much than is formal
catch me in a suit of medieval armor sitting peacefully on a park bench while 4 guys take turns striking me with scimitars – i am unbothered. come back with a flail. a mace, even
The concept of “spyware” has disappeared from the common internet lingo after it became the case that the word could now be used to describe nearly every major website and a huge percentage of the most commonly-used software.
The best fictional M/F relationship dynamic is a supremely powerful supernatural witch queen married to just a normal regular dude who’s like “I just love my evil wife so much”
