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always have a lighter with u just in case u see a confederate flag
thats illegal, you dumb fuck
“always have a gun in case you see a brown person”
why is my sentence any worse?Because one’s a person, and one’s a fucking piece of cloth, you shitkicking assclown.
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When your dad thinks your bath bomb is a toilet cleaner
This is the only “bathbomb” meme I will except it is the only one it is the ultimate dad thing to do im dead
Isn’t that the stuff from the cat in the hat movie?
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sorry for hte spam. I jsut wanted to reblog some character building for my dork paint.
silver-tongues-blog asked: Azure: *gives alice the address to the hotel and waht time to meet*
Alice takes it, skipping off happily. “He’s clueless but kinda cute.”
silver-tongues-blog asked: azure: "Let me know if I wake you up at night. I have trouble sleeping at times so I might be a bit loud.
“Oh no, that’s fine. I’m used to long nights at the office so I’m sure that won’t bother me too much. Besides I think the night is prettier than the day anyway. Except maybe the day sky. It’s all blue and pretty.”
silver-tongues-blog asked: Azure: "nah, the hotel has temperature control for individual rooms. If it gets too cold, we can turn on the heater"
“Right. Heater. Yeah. Sounds like a plan I suppose…”