which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.
I think I’ve found my favorite post
For those who do not get the pun, when Odysseus fought the cyclops, Polyphemus, he took on the alias “nobody”
As of February 2015, there are 103 confirmed cases of measles in the U.S. that are linked to the Disneyland outbreak. Until recently, it was unusual for the U.S. to see more than 100 cases a year. Source
THIS IS FUCKING WHY YOU VACCINATE.
Vaccinate your fucking kids.
It’s fine if you don’t believe in vaccination but when you don’t get your kids vaccinated, you are putting their lives in danger.
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before you get carried away w headcanons about how she’s the always well-behaved and utterly mild mannered member of the trio, please remember that hermione granger set a professor on fire in her first year
Second year. She set snape on fire on the SECOND year.
Nvermind, Iw as wrong, it’s first year. I was confusing it with when dobby was hexing the bludger.
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bevendre asked: No, it was the first. She set Snape's robes on fire during Harry's first Quidditch match when Quirrel was hexing his broom and Hermione believed it was Snape.
Oh, you’re right. I was thinking it was in the second year when Dobby was hexing the bludger and was thinking she thought it was snape. Yeah, it was first year because he caught it in his mouth because of it.
before you get carried away w headcanons about how she’s the always well-behaved and utterly mild mannered member of the trio, please remember that hermione granger set a professor on fire in her first year
Second year. She set snape on fire on the SECOND year.
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“Hey. Azure, you there?”
Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.
“Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?”
“Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?”
“Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?”
“Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??”
“Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?
Forget the curse, Harry is the real problem here.
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