Silver Tongue

Feb 12

theamazonparagon:

bioluminescentqueen:

theamazonparagon:

Please do not stick your dick in someone’s ass and then put it in their pussy without wiping it off. That will cause a bacterial infection to the likes of which you’ve never seen. Love yourself as I have loved you.

YEA

People still reblogging this but for real do not do this shit. That bacterial infection can turn to a blood infection and your ass will die. All for some dick. You wanna die over some mediocre bootyass sex? Love yourself.

(via saccharinecyanide)

destiel-is-music:

parttimeyoutuber:

cockyteenblogger:

i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water

THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS

THEY CAN’T GET OUT OF THE WATER

THEY’RE SHARKS

I LAUGHED SO LOUDLY AT THIS OMFG 

Not gonna lie, I also thought they were telling the sharks to get out of the water too

(via thatsthat24)

gaybabysherlock:

Reblog if you’re tired of

Can we also add how little attention Ace people get?

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

gaybabysherlock:

Reblog if you’re tired of

Can we also add how little attention Ace people get?

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

iamaslumberbatch:

poopjokesanonymous:

remember that bizarre trend in like 2010/2011 where girls would get those RealD 3D glasses from movies and punch out the dark lenses and just kind of wear them as a fashion statement? or maybe that was just a thing that was isolated to my high school. I sorta hope it was

i dont think it was even isolated to your country

Remember when they would put the white tape on the bridge? It was back when “nerds” were cool. I put that in parenthesis because I mean attractive people who wore big fake glasses and superhero shirt, not actual nerds. Then, when that fad died down, the hipsters took it.

(via antstafermodblog)

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“Have you ever had a gazibo before?” — goldenblackhawk

Does anyone even want to buy art from me?

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