Silver Tongue

Feb 11

Evil Fairy: I'll grant you your wish in exchange for your firstborn child.
Asexual Person with No Interest in Children: lmao okie dokie

TWO ASEXUALS SITTING IN A TREE
S-I-T-T-I-N-G

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raybutts:
thisisjefficus:
THIS IS SO HELPFUL
REBLOGGING TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT NORTHERN IRELAND IS IN FACT IN THE UK.
REBLOGGING TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT THE REPUBLIC OF IRELAND IS IN FACT NOT IN THE UK.

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commie-pinko-liberal:

casualhibiscus:
My friend posted this the other day and I had to share it. Her cat looks so damn pleased with himself, it’s great.
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE SHIT

I don’t think that he’s homophobic, he’s just not comfortable in a house that eats pussy.

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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

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How people watch Disney movies.

Under 12 years old : aw Princesses.
Art students : THOSE FUCKERS, HOW DO THEY DO THIS ANIMATION ? LOOK AT THAT MOVE DAMMIT, THOSE BACKGROUNDS, ugh i'm done.
Acting divas : i wonder if i can face character her in Disneyland, -imitates the character- yup, i can !
Singing trainees : Woah that chick can sing ............. THAT WAS A VERY GOOD HIGH NOTE.
DreamWorks fans : How To Train Your Dragon is still better.
Romantics : -sobs- omg this is ..... no ... -sobs- ..... i can't ...
Animation students : That's Glen Keane's .. yup definitely, oh and look at Andreas Deja animating characters that aren't villains.
Parents : What a good cartoon.
Disney bloggers : THAT is the part i'm gonna gif first.
Disney fans : HIDDEN MICKEY.
Disney fanatics : talk, and i'll slit your throat, i've been waiting of this for 18 months and 24 days.
Soundtrack Addicts: IT'S ALAN MENKEN. YOU CAN TELL. IT PARALLELS LITTLE MERMAID AND TANGLED IN THAT ONE CHORD. THAT ONE RIGHT THERE. SO MENKEN.
Creative Writers: That line. That line. Right there. you never forget that line. That was the best written line. Never forget.
Walt Disney: hello friends i am dead

nevermindtheb0ll0cks:

this is so important

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lady-feral:

adora—belle—dearheart:
unstoppable-vs-immovable:
asgardreid:
aka14kgold:
digitalcorpse:
CHAPSTICK, FOR MEN. LAYS FLAT IN YOUR POCKET SO THE OTHER MEN WON’T MAKE FUN OF YOU. #unnecessarygenderedproducts
omfg
MANBALM, TO SOOTHE YOUR MANLIPS AFTER EATING MANGURT.
Don’t kiss your bros after the big sportsball game with dry chapped lips!
Actually, the flat packaging would make it better suited for women, since we don’t get normal POCKETS.
Reblogging again for that last super-on-point comment.

Also, it’s cheaper and more effective probably because it’s meant for dry/chapped lips and not just to make lips smell good.

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