ask-factory-scootaloo asked: Naruto
I was never the biggest naruto fan but I will try the best I can
The character I first fell in love with
Akamaru
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
Sai
The character everyone else loves that I don’t
Sasuke
The character I love that everyone else hates
Origami girl
The character I used to love but don’t any longer
Gaara
The character I would totally smooch
Haku
The character I’d want to be like
The clone of that one hokage with the wood
The character I’d slap
Hinata
A pairing that I love
I don’t really ship.
A pairing that I don’t
Sakura and Sasuke
hes here
Bad Horse
No
Those are innocent people
BAD HORSE
BAD HORSE
HE RIDES ACROSS THE NATION.
THE THOROUGHBRED OF SIN.
HE GOT THE RENT AGREEMENT THAT YOU
JUST
SENT
IN
IT NEEDS EVALUATION
SO BEST WAIT TO MOVE IN
SOME STABLE FUNDS, PLEASE GIVE A SOURCE
A DEPOSIT WOULD BE NICE OF COURSE
BAD HORSE BAD HORSE BAD HORSE—HE’S BAD!
YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO’S HOPING TO LIVE THERE,
THE ANSWER YOU RECEIVE WILL BE OUR LAST, WE SWEAR,
SO MAKE THE BAD HORSE GLEEFUL, AND HE’LL MAKE THIS YOUR LAIR,
(THE PET DEPOSIT WE’LL ENFORCE)
IT’S HOME OR HOSTAGE, SIGNED BAD HORSE.
(via rosexknight)
I don’t care if you think you’re clever, or staying in character. If you send anything that sounds like a “Threat“ to any blog, ask or mod, you’re doing something wrong.
This includes “I’m gonna bake you into cupcakes, you jerk” or “You heartless monster! I’m gonna strangle you by your own intestines”
Those two examples are asks I have seen, and have been sent in the past. Sometimes on my mod blog.
Do not threaten content creators, ever. Even if you think it’s clever and in character.
You guys need to learn how to ask questions in general.
You’re not gonna get your OC inserted into the blog.
You’re not gonna get art.
Your story ideas are not going to be used.
Enjoy the blog in silence if you’re going to be asking stuff like that.
Also, never ask why, what next or what’s going on
(via rosexknight)
A man is banned from donating blood even though he’s had sex with only one man since 1970-something and knows for a fact (and can prove) that he does not have any sexually transmitted diseases, HIV, or AIDS.
A man is instantly given the chance to donate blood even though he’s had unprotected sex with more women than he can remember because he’s straight and there’s no way putting a penis in a vagina would ever result in sexually transmitted diseases, HIV, or AIDS.
(via betty-the-murder-mare)
How do you assholes even breathe
It’s called a fart
god damn it
Took me a moment
(via vampirekin-deactivated20190403)
whoa this brings meh back
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
I want the world to understand computers don’t just do things, they only do what the user tells them to do.
“Digital art is cheating! The computer does it!” No, the user painted it.
“Digital music isn’t real! The computer makes it!” No, the user composed it.
“I don’t know what happened. The computer just started acting weird on its own.” NO, YOU’VE BEEN CLICKING ADS AGAIN, MOM.
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
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tumblr staff: *makes lgbt tags nsfw*
tumblr staff: *deletes doxxes of the literal kkk*
tumblr staff: *deletes the ferguson tag*
tumblr staff: FIGHT INTERNET CENSORSHIP!!
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