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Hips so wide I struggled a little to squeeze out of my sweatpants
on your way to pixar mom hips
*leaves
where are you going he’s asking you a question
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Just saw someone say that magic doesn’t have “gimmick cards” and like I don’t play magic but i know for a fact that they do have gimmick cards and they’re released in sets
this card is banned from competitive play and tournaments
EXCUSE ME? ALEXANDER CLAMILTON?
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batterybrainz-deactivated202211:
“I bet it doesn’t hurt that bad, I don’t have time for this shit.”
“at least one”
now this is a gender binary i can get behind
Very generous of them to describe it as the “Thinking Period”
They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg
Electroshocks Georg has got something going on and I don’t know if I want to know what
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Absolutely obsessed with this reply….. oh, you mean those famous church rules: the 10 Amendments?
I just thought it meant the cat was simultaneously Catholic and pissed about the unwanted quartering of soldiers in your home
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The War Chest Review, Australia, February 1919
New hot trend from 1919: Loudly ogling anti-maskers and their bare faces like “Wow where did you find such an ugly face mask???”
#i hope that lady knew she was the funniest person in australia in 1919 (via @amazonqueendianaprince)
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