Silver Tongue

Feb 04

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zhelanie:
“a-random-mod:
“zhelanie:
“HOLY SHIT
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The alternate to this is that Peach had stockholme syndrome and eventually slept with bowser (probably on multiple occasions) and when bowser jr was born, she dropped him off at the koopa kingdom to be...

zhelanie:

a-random-mod:

zhelanie:

HOLY SHIT

The alternate to this is that Peach had stockholme syndrome and eventually slept with bowser (probably on multiple occasions) and when bowser jr was born, she dropped him off at the koopa kingdom to be raised by bowser.

it’s because of people like you the non sexual theory is much better

My version isn’t about the sex. It’s a story about a woman who is kidnapped, probably raped and forced to give birth to the child of her rapist. Then struggled as she was forced to give him up to his father.

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zhelanie:
“HOLY SHIT
”
The alternate to this is that Peach had stockholme syndrome and eventually slept with bowser (probably on multiple occasions) and when bowser jr was born, she dropped him off at the koopa kingdom to be raised by bowser.

zhelanie:

HOLY SHIT

The alternate to this is that Peach had stockholme syndrome and eventually slept with bowser (probably on multiple occasions) and when bowser jr was born, she dropped him off at the koopa kingdom to be raised by bowser.

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bracingly:

i just want endless amounts of cute underwear and thigh high socks

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lucobutt:
“bruce-dick-in-son:
“fourgasm:
“ sytorofoam-boots-blog:
“ I thought the coyote stretching its paws was cute so I made a GIF of it.
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toes
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Why is there a coyote on a bus.
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I’m pretty sure that’s a train??
”
Okay then, sassy pants, why is...

lucobutt:

bruce-dick-in-son:

fourgasm:

sytorofoam-boots-blog:

I thought the coyote stretching its paws was cute so I made a GIF of it.

toes

Why is there a coyote on a bus.

I’m pretty sure that’s a train??

Okay then, sassy pants, why is there a train on the bus?

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official-nepeta:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

wifikings:

nvxus:

wifikings:

What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

my childhood….gone…..image

Where the fuck did that gif come from

The lion king bloopers

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clemvevo:
“ id-shoot-me:
“ aquanite:
“ When your pigeon lays an egg in your lap…
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look how happy he is he’s so proud of himself
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he’s clearly a female
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He would like you to respect his lifestyle.

clemvevo:

id-shoot-me:

aquanite:

When your pigeon lays an egg in your lap…

look how happy he is he’s so proud of himself

he’s clearly a female

He would like you to respect his lifestyle.

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