Silver Tongue

Dec 21

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lowpolyanimals:

Seagull from The Sims 4

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passworddots:

thestuffedalligator:

I know that officially Doctor Mario is just Mario dressed as a doctor, but I choose to believe that he’s Mario from an alternate timeline because it’s the option that lends itself to shenanigans.

Doctor Mario: Welp gotta head home. It’s our anniversary tomorrow and we’ve got an early flight to Delfino we have to catch

Mario:

Doctor Mario: Y’know most people follow that up with a little, ‘hey, happy anniversary’ or-

Mario: You’re married??

Doctor Mario:

Doctor Mario: You’re not????

Mario: No!! Who are you married to?????

Doctor Mario: To Tony!!!

Mario:

Doctor Mario:

Mario: WHO’S TONY??????

Doctor Mario: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHO’S TONY’???????????

I had to visualize this conversation so that my soul could rest.

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browneyes-asiandragon:

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pikarar:

My entry for Uniqlo’s Pokemon contest!

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gayarsonist:

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deer-tongue:

She is rash

She is unrepentant

From the book “The Best of LIFE (magazine)” 1975

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