Silver Tongue

Jan 31

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how the signs will die

aries: trampled in a mosh pit
taurus: acute allergic reaction to genetically enhanced wasp sting
gemini: got lost in a corn maze
cancer: soul trapped in a yugioh card
leo: n/a, leos are immortal
virgo: giant catapult
libra: held their breath too long
scorpio: tragic trapeze accident
sagittarius: was the disposable comic relief in a horror movie
capricorn: pissed off natalie dormer
aquarius: shame
pisces: tripped while running away from an explosion

fresh-princess-of-gallifrey:
aviolafyre:
“Makeup is false advertising!”
Oh that’s funny.
Because I’m not a product.
And I’m not trying to sell myself to you.
you can hear the mic drop
All of this

Photoshoping models (and anyone for that matter) to sell cosmetic supplies is, however, false advertising.

(via )

Person: I want a show that has great POC working on it!
Me:
Person: I want a large female cast too in the large world of mainly male operated media!
Me:
Person: I want a show that shows kids that violence isn't always the answer!
Me:
Person: I want a show that isn't static, and has character development with a story!
Me:
Person: I want a show that has tolerance, representation, and is daring! Oh and also shows body representation too!
Me: How about Steven Universe? It has a great cast, and is really story bound! It is really daring compared to other shows, and its visually stunning! Plus the creator of the show is the first female show creator on its network!
Person: Oh... but that's a cartoon... That's for children... That's stupid.
Me: Yeah, I guess you can watch whatever you like, there are some other great shows out there too! Would you mind telling me one if you find a great one? I'd love to watch 'em. See ya later!
Me internally: Yeah, go home and watch Pocahontas and Frozen. Then tell me cartoons are for children. Hey, your loss. *sigh*

jitterbugjive:

I put my portal game at the highest quality graphics in order to read this cup and….

Zodiac Superpowers

zodiacspot:

♈ Aries: Super Strength
♉ Taurus: Time Travel
♊ Gemini: Transformation
♋ Cancer: Protection
♌ Leo: Precognitive
♍ Virgo: Magic
♎ Libra: Telepathic
♏ Scorpio: Psychic Power
♐ Sagittarius: Teleportation
♑ Capricorn: Invisibility
♒ Aquarius: Flying
♓ Pisces: Healing

More Zodiac Here

(Source: zodiacspot.co, via zodiacmind)

sapphicscience:

zukumo:
teachers assuming that nobody in their class is queer, trans, abused, physically/mentally ill or has any other kind of issues at all and voicing their stupid opinions and teaching the entire class accordingly to that belief is pretty much the suckiest thing ever tbh and that needs to stop
“now none of us know what it’s like to feel that way”

(via mysticbaconslice)

empressofswords:

eatsleepblee:
theveiledwarrior:
hamburgerjack:
mothernaturenetwork:
Scientists successfully generate gasoline out of thin air
Breakthrough technology takes carbon, hydrogen and oxygen from CO2 and water in the air to create methanol and then converts it into gasoline.
We’ll never hear about this again. And we may never hear from those scientists again.
Amazing though.
Big Oil’s gonna be piiiiiiiiissed
Somebody go put these folks in the witness protection program before they get hits put on them by ExxonMobil
I’ve actually heard of a man mysteriously disappearing after he refused to the government to not go through with his making of a substitute of gasoline with water. So everybody needs to reblog. Seriously.
EVERYONE GET BEHIND THIS

(via gassymexican)

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