i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.This is genius
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and suffer through all the media and stores and people telling you that you need someone to be happy.
Anonymous asked: Since your butt isn't iron, I now say, Strawberry Marshmallow Butt. ~totes a different anon~
Yes. I have a marshmellow but that is strawberry. It is the softest but you have ever felt.
breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11
breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly like the idea of man hating feminists that I thought we were trying to break away from
breaking news: I am a cis white boy and I was talking about myself, sit down child.
breaking news: white cis boy FUCKING REKT by white cis boy
breaking news: it is past 11 and there was still no update on the monster energy
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i used to hate taylor swift cause she would write all her songs about dudes she dated but then i realized guys are out here doing the same thing all the time like wow that was really sexist and immature of me you know what fuck it taylor you go and make millions off of them someone ought to damn
I only dislike the fact that she was misinformed about how Romeo and Juliet went
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Anonymous asked: I dub thee... The Iron Butt
but my butt isn’t iron
TT^TT
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