Silver Tongue

Jan 29

theapatheticstag:

spoookiepie:

“Feminists are taking over Ghostbusters!”, men say. “They’re ruining our childhood!”

Meanwhile little girls everywhere can no longer safely Google My Little Pony.

Shots fired

Actually you can safely search for mlp. That’s why safe search exists. Don’t blame the fandom for your kid seeing porn if you aren’t even gonna have safe search on. Every fandom has its porn. Harry potter, pokemon, legend of Zelda, every fandom. Don’t act like mlp is exclusive.

(via eatmydiction1)

things the Spongebob fandom will never forget

*dolphin noises*

“the krusty krab pizza! is the pizza! for you and meeeee”

“can you feel it now mr krabs?”

“time to shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!”

“He burnet my shake”

“AH MY LEG!?”

“weeeooo weeeooo weeeooo”

“LEEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEEE”

“ARE YOU READY KIDS?”

[video]

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

Why do I even go on this website

je grogne

(via )

why are these people friends with me

My visit to get screened for cancer:

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trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

don’t do it

don’t

(via mysticbaconslice)

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ofpousseys:

“you’re so full of yourself” no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise

(via mysticbaconslice)