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“I want Blue revealed as the dark fairy, having usurped the true Blue Fairy who they could give turquoise hair like in the original tale.”
Same. I mean, she is the one who turned Jiminy into a cricket and what does dark fairy dust do? Turn people into bugs.
I pinpointed all the mane 6 on their enneagrams and how they act under stress….
Rarity - The Helper
Rarity: Oh, I see. After I go out of my way to get you tickets for a show, and this is how you repay me?! By abandoning me in my hour of need?! Oh, oh, oh! Fine! Go and see Hinny of the Hills tonight! And then tomorrow when you come to see my fashion show without any fashion to show you can have MORE entertainment! Oh why look, there’s our friend Rarity going down in FLAMES! ISN’T FRIENDSHIP MAGIC?!
-Rarity Takes Manehattan
Can be manipulative and self-serving, instilling guilt by telling others how much they owe them and make them suffer. Abuse food and medication to “stuff feelings” and get sympathy. Undermine people, making belittling, disparaging remarks. Extremely self-deceptive about their motives and how aggressive and/or selfish their behavior is.
Twilight- The Investigator
Twilight Sparkle: Clock is ticking, Twilight. Clock. Is. Ticking. Keep it together. If I can’t find a friendship problem… I’ll make a friendship problem!
-Lesson Zero
Get obsessed yet frightened by their threatening ideas, becoming horrified, delirious, and prey to gross distortions and phobias.
Rainbow Dash - The Achiever
Rainbow Dash: Rrgh, there are absolutely no freak natural disasters going on anywhere! How am I supposed to prove myself when everything’s so normal and safe? [gasps] Hold it right there, Granny Smith! You don’t have to pretend with me. I can see that you’re in way over your head here.
-The Mysterious Mare Do Well
Fearing failure and humiliation, they can be exploitative and opportunistic, covetous of the success of others, and willing to do “whatever it takes” to preserve the illusion of their superiority.
Applejack - The Individualist
Applejack: Nothin’ doin’, Twilight. I’m gonna prove to you, t’everypony, that I can do this on my own. Ow! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve gotta go help Pinkie Pie.
-Applebuck Season
When dreams fail, become self-inhibiting and angry at self, depressed and alienated from self and others, blocked and emotionally paralyzed. Ashamed of self, fatigued and unable to function.
Tormented by delusional self-contempt, self-reproaches, self-hatred, and morbid thoughts: everything is a source of torment. Blaming others, they drive away anyone who tries to help them.
Pinkie Pie - The Enthusiast
Pinkie Pie: You know what? I’m not gonna speak to them ever again. And I’m not gonna invite them to another party as long as I live! They don’t deserve to be invited to my parties. [plink] Not after the way they’ve been acting.
-Party of One
Desperate to quell their anxieties, can be impulsive and infantile: do not know when to stop. Addictions and excess take their toll: debauched, depraved, dissipated escapists, offensive and abusive.
In flight from self, acting out impulses rather than dealing with anxiety or frustrations: go out of control, into erratic mood swings, and compulsive actions (manias).Fluttershy - The Peacemaker
Fluttershy: [muffled] Pinkie’s right. I’m the only one to blame. [normal] But don’t worry, I’m never coming out of my house again. Everypony will be a lot safer with me and my mean mouth locked away.
-Putting your Hoof Down
Can be highly repressed, undeveloped, and ineffectual. Feel incapable of facing problems: become obstinate, dissociating self from all conflicts. Neglectful and dangerous to others.-quietly brings this back because proud-
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foods that lower testosterone:
- flax
- black licorice
- soy
- spearmint
- lima beans
- whole grains
- pasta
- cheese
- chocolate
foods that increase estrogen:
- flax
- soy
- red meats
- coffee
- sesame seeds
- chickpeas
- peas
- alfalfa sprouts
- tofu
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I’m writing this from 2013. I’m scheduling this post to go up 2 years from now.
If in that time, I’ve started to like anime, please place a hit on me, for I’ve clearly lost my mind and perverted everything I once stood for.
You do have an anime icon so you’re slipping
Oh shit, I totally forgot about this.
IT’S IRONIC, I SWEAR
Also you’ve grown attraction towards men.
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
Yep. That’s my parents.
And then when you find out you’ve been going to friends yo help with your problems they bitch at you because you should have gone to them
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People who say stuff like ‘cats are selfish and fake and only pretend to like you so you’ll feed them’ sound like they got friendzoned by a cat
I used to get really mad when a cat would hiss and scratch at me when I wanted to pet it. Then I realized the connection between cats and people tbh. Some people like it when others touch them, some don’t. Doesn’t make them bad for not wanting your hands all over them. :U
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Republican children look like the delightful children from down the lane tbh
Not true. There are females and a person of colour in the delightful childrens group.
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ii-l:
This is my bible. Bye.
Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent?
I didn’t just read it in the accent. I felt the accent.
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絶対必要な単語。ｗ
Also good ones:
ざけんなよ。
zakenna yo.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.そんなばかな！
sonna baka na!
That’s ridiculous!出てけ。
deteke.
Leave.何ってたか、てめえ？特殊作戦群の卒業クラスでは一番だった俺は無数のアルカイダに反して極秘の使命に関わったし、公認キルは３００人以上なんだぞ。游撃戦兵で、自衛隊の最高の狙撃兵だ。てめえなんてありがたりの目標、それだけ。間違いない、この世に見たことない正確にぶっこわすぞ。ネットでそんな悪い口なんて許せると思うのか？考えなおせ。話しながら日本中のスパイネットワークを呼んで、IPをたどってるので、嵐のために準備を。生活と言う可哀想さの殲滅を持ってくる嵐だ。お前はもう死んでいる。
nan tte ta ka, temee? tokushu sakusengun no sotsugyou kurasu de wa ichiban datta ore wa mukou no arukaida ni hanshite gokuhi no shime ni kuwatta shi, kounin kiru wa sanbyakunin ijou na n da zo. yuugeki senbei de, jietai no saikou no sogekihei da. temee nante arigatari no mokuhyou, sore dake. machigai nai, kono yo ni mita koto nai seikaku ni bukkowasu zo. Netto de sonna waruiguchi nante yuruseru to omou no ka? kangae naose. hanasinagara nihonchuu no supai nettowaaku wo yonde, IP wo tadotteru no de, arashi no tame ni junbi wo. seikatsu to iu kawaisousa no senmetsu wo mottekuru arashi da. omae wa mou shindeiru.
What the fuck did you say about me you little bitch? I graduated top of my class in the JSDF Special Forces Group, and I’ve been involved in countless secret missions against Al-Quaeda, and I have 300 confirmed kills. I’m trained in gorilla warfare, and I’m the top sniper in the entire Self Defense Force. You are nothing but just another target. Make no mistake, I’ll wreck you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think I’ll let you get away with saying shit like that on the internet? Think again. As we’ve been speaking, I’ve contacted my network of spies across Japan, and your IP is being traced, so get ready for the storm. The storm which will annihilate the pathetic thing you call your life. You’re already dead.thank u
