Silver Tongue

Jan 26

universe-and-universe-universal:

When I see people sexualizing kids from a show for their ship: image

When the person you were harassing all night when they were clearly uncomfortable splits into two children

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ditzylatin:
“ tohdaryl:
“ chocotaur:
“ iquitelikeitthatway:
“ numnummunchies:
“ apathetic-enthusiasm:
“ satamoru:
“ zoann:
“ colormecalm:
“ nonimaginaryfriend:
“ disgruntledsquids:
“ americanairliines-deactivated20:
“ Old hag by *veprikov
Being a...

ditzylatin:

tohdaryl:

chocotaur:

iquitelikeitthatway:

numnummunchies:

apathetic-enthusiasm:

satamoru:

zoann:

colormecalm:

nonimaginaryfriend:

disgruntledsquids:

americanairliines-deactivated20:

Old hag by *veprikov

Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

I JUST FOUND THIS PICTURE AND I’M GOING TO CRY WHY THIS

I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY

I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..

Im sobbing.

no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please

she bought the toad a pretty hat but not herself

;-; i’ll buy you the hat. don’t be sad *sobs*

    

CRYING.

Someone give her the hat, please. D:

Here you go. She got her hat as a gift from a lovely gentleman. :) Hope you all are happy now. 

LOOK WHO FUCKING GAVE HER THE FUCKING HAT

SOBBING EVERYWHERE

I didn’t realize who it was until I saw his forhead.

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Due to all the brady bunch memes this month, I feel sorry for everyone named George on this site…

At least I would but I’ve never heard a George on tümblr

red-orca:

pleasegodletmelive:

owynsama:

apharthurkirklands:

apharthurkirklands:

au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate

ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white

THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it

No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.

LEAVE MY LIFE

Imagine everything is black and white. You see someone across the street. The world gains colour. You two start running towards each other. A car hits t he other person. You just stand there, shocked as the colour fades slowly. Then, when the ambulance is taking the person to the hospital, it finally goes back to being just black and white.

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strongcat:

taarya:

rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE

wait so what happened next? someone was so annoyed at the idea that said ‘even your anus would be a better name than george’ or

that’s funny. i’ve never heard of a george in our sülar system.

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just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

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there’s a girl at my school who believes that gay people don’t exist in the middle east so i thought id put together this post for her…

iwontscream-inmyhead:

nightmare-in-w0nderland:

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5 Openly gay Muslims  

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there are gay people in the middle east

there are gay people wherever there are any people

the difference is, in many countries in the Middle East the “nonexistent” gay people need to remain “nonexistent” to avoid getting shot…

***pictures of pride demonstrations in Jordan and Turkey as well as other non Middle Eastern countries

This is so important

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