Silver Tongue

Jan 25

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lightsintheskye:
akarui-sakura:
autosage:
things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet
“i don’t have much to say”
(shrug with a smile)
“i like listening”
(with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”
I imagine Link saying these things.
Imagine, you say?
“If you insist, buddy.”
this is literally the greatest thing that’s happened in 2015 yet.

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maybeiwasserious:

spazzyena:
assassins-doin-shit:
captain-of-the-garrison:
kuronightsword:
ultrafacts:
musingsofabunyip:
ultrafacts:
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Why is “balloon” in quotation marks? I need to know what he actually used instead of balloons. I also need to know how he trapped people.
He took a bullock’s intestines, cleaned them thoroughly from within so that only the rubbery exterior remained: an intact, elastic empty tube. He tied one end to a blacksmith’s bellows, then inflated the tubes to such an enormous size that the person he had duped into watching his ‘experiment’ would be trapped in a corner of the room by the balloons.
OH
leo what the actual fuck
my kind of guy
And I thought Michelangelo was the party dude.

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hoofprint-is-spooky:

thegreatdelta:
rothmarko:
deathwishyeezuz:
Silverware by Tim Burton. Now available at Macy’s
homemaker goals
WHY WOULD YOU WANT THE SPOON ON THE RIGHT!? IT COMPLETELY DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF A SPOON!
That’s a stir spoon. You use it to stir tea and coffee.

No, you use it to trick your creator into thinking the soup wasn’t poisoned with deadly nightshade.

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magnacarterholygrail:

sometimes i wanna write fic about my OCs but sometimes i just wanna lie in bed and go through parts of their history movie-style in my head

And sometimes I wanna plan out how to horribly hurt them both physically and emotionally while taking a shower.

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empty-yesterdays:

buckybarneswho:
Mockingjay: *president kills innocent people*
Mockingjay: *bombs hospital full of un-armed people*
Mockingjay: *starves out the victories*
Mockingjay: *brainwashes peeta*
Mockingjay: *shows katniss slowly losing herself*
Media: so gale or peeta??????
Media: makes fucking pop version of the hanging tree

Are we talking about the media in the book or the media in real life because I’m pretty sure the answer is both

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