Silver Tongue

Jan 16

naked-banana-man:
“awkwardjamie:
“ fkinclaimedurls:
“ what happened in 1915
”
we don’t talk about 1915
”
at least they eventually realised they should start filling the bottles with coke
”
Actually what happened was there were knockoffs and they...

naked-banana-man:

awkwardjamie:

fkinclaimedurls:

what happened in 1915

we don’t talk about 1915

at least they eventually realised they should start filling the bottles with coke 

Actually what happened was there were knockoffs and they couldn’t exactly sue the knockofs because knockoffs are still their own thing. So instead they made a unique bottle and patented that and sued people who used that bottle.

(Source: youngmoviestar, via thatsthat24)

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bitchpuddinq:

*tries to fix sleeping schedule* *makes it worse*

“I know, I will stay up all night and day so I can go to bed at a reasonable hour tomorrow!”
*Stays up three days straight*

(via deep-sea-prince)

transmaxie:
“ scenicroutes:
“ memes of 2015 spreadsheet update
”
i haven’t even heard of some of these memes. the internet is memeing too fast how do we stop it
”
We can’t.

transmaxie:

scenicroutes:

memes of 2015 spreadsheet update

i haven’t even heard of some of these memes. the internet is memeing too fast how do we stop it

We can’t.

(via deep-sea-prince)

eammod:
“ 4gifs:
“ She gets excited about salad tong rides
”
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
”
How do you find these things out? I mean, did you just wake up one day and say to yourself “Hmmm. I think picking up my birb with salad tongs is a good idea!”

eammod:

4gifs:

She gets excited about salad tong rides

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

How do you find these things out? I mean, did you just wake up one day and say to yourself “Hmmm. I think picking up my birb with salad tongs is a good idea!”

(via vampirekin-deactivated20190403)

zachsgay:

l
is that a lowercase L or an uppercase i youll never know

There are actuaIIy ways to find out Iike ctrI c/ ctrI v the Ietter into googIe. l aIready found out that you put L. l’m not a fooI Iike think l am.

(via thatsthat24)

Platonic relationships are great and all

miss-nerdgasmz:

vaysh:

goodmorningbalthazar:

but I prefer Socratic relationships

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Let’s do this.

At 2AM when my friend’s trying to sleep:
“Do you think pigeons have feelings?”

4AM during finals week

“Did you ever realize you’ve never actually seen your face? Only reflections and photos of it?”

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

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